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View Poll Results: Bill Frist is a biznitch who fell on my fist and didn't realize he just got sodomized and now his ch | |||
If I had the option, I would castrate Bill Frist with a pair of rusty scissors....dull one's at that | 24 | 48.98% | |
or, you could staple his ears together across his forehead (they'll stretch), then stick a twelve gauge up his piss hole and pull the trigger (double barrell buckshot, no less) | 25 | 51.02% | |
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Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m
its all skill part 2
PokerStars Game #12044778454: Tournament #61017973, $5.00+$0.50 Omaha Pot Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2007/09/13 - 22:39:44 (ET) Table '61017973 4' 9-max Seat #8 is the button Seat 1: Y0da. (4667 in chips) Seat 3: jack492505 (175 in chips) is sitting out Seat 4: burns1986 (25930 in chips) Seat 5: sethypooh21 (9403 in chips) Seat 6: Insane Steve (3925 in chips) Seat 7: jfreels (3975 in chips) Seat 8: Ramos247 (7539 in chips) Seat 9: Velonese (2886 in chips) Velonese: posts small blind 100 Y0da.: posts big blind 200 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to burns1986 [Qd 5d Tc Kc] jack492505: folds burns1986: raises 400 to 600 sethypooh21: folds Insane Steve: calls 600 jfreels: folds Ramos247: folds Velonese: folds Y0da.: raises 1900 to 2500 burns1986: calls 1900 Insane Steve: raises 1425 to 3925 and is all-in Y0da.: calls 1425 burns1986: calls 1425 *** FLOP *** [Td 6s 8s] Y0da.: bets 742 and is all-in burns1986: calls 742 *** TURN *** [Td 6s 8s] [5c] *** RIVER *** [Td 6s 8s 5c] [4h] *** SHOW DOWN *** Y0da.: shows [Ad 2d Ac Qs] (a pair of Aces) burns1986: shows [Qd 5d Tc Kc] (two pair, Tens and Fives) burns1986 collected 1484 from side pot Insane Steve: shows [As Jd Kh Qc] (high card Ace) Insane Steve is sitting out burns1986 collected 11875 from main pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 13359 Main pot 11875. Side pot 1484. | Rake 0 Board [Td 6s 8s 5c 4h] Seat 1: Y0da. (big blind) showed [Ad 2d Ac Qs] and lost with a pair of Aces Seat 3: jack492505 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: burns1986 showed [Qd 5d Tc Kc] and won (13359) with two pair, Tens and Fives Seat 5: sethypooh21 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: Insane Steve showed [As Jd Kh Qc] and lost with high card Ace Seat 7: jfreels folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: Ramos247 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: Velonese (small blind) folded before Flop |
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Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m
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its all skill part 2 PokerStars Game #12044778454: Tournament #61017973, $5.00+$0.50 Omaha Pot Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2007/09/13 - 22:39:44 (ET) Table '61017973 4' 9-max Seat #8 is the button Seat 1: Y0da. (4667 in chips) Seat 3: jack492505 (175 in chips) is sitting out Seat 4: burns1986 (25930 in chips) Seat 5: sethypooh21 (9403 in chips) Seat 6: Insane Steve (3925 in chips) Seat 7: jfreels (3975 in chips) Seat 8: Ramos247 (7539 in chips) Seat 9: Velonese (2886 in chips) Velonese: posts small blind 100 Y0da.: posts big blind 200 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to burns1986 [Qd 5d Tc Kc] jack492505: folds burns1986: raises 400 to 600 sethypooh21: folds Insane Steve: calls 600 jfreels: folds Ramos247: folds Velonese: folds Y0da.: raises 1900 to 2500 burns1986: calls 1900 Insane Steve: raises 1425 to 3925 and is all-in Y0da.: calls 1425 burns1986: calls 1425 *** FLOP *** [Td 6s 8s] Y0da.: bets 742 and is all-in burns1986: calls 742 *** TURN *** [Td 6s 8s] [5c] *** RIVER *** [Td 6s 8s 5c] [4h] *** SHOW DOWN *** Y0da.: shows [Ad 2d Ac Qs] (a pair of Aces) burns1986: shows [Qd 5d Tc Kc] (two pair, Tens and Fives) burns1986 collected 1484 from side pot Insane Steve: shows [As Jd Kh Qc] (high card Ace) Insane Steve is sitting out burns1986 collected 11875 from main pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 13359 Main pot 11875. Side pot 1484. | Rake 0 Board [Td 6s 8s 5c 4h] Seat 1: Y0da. (big blind) showed [Ad 2d Ac Qs] and lost with a pair of Aces Seat 3: jack492505 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: burns1986 showed [Qd 5d Tc Kc] and won (13359) with two pair, Tens and Fives Seat 5: sethypooh21 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: Insane Steve showed [As Jd Kh Qc] and lost with high card Ace Seat 7: jfreels folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: Ramos247 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: Velonese (small blind) folded before Flop [/ QUOTE ] it was one of those wtf why isnt the money coming to me moments.... too many cards |
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Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m
BIRFDAY REALLY RUINED
PokerStars Game #12044876264: Tournament #61016944, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2007/09/13 - 22:45:05 (ET) Table '61016944 7' 9-max Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: Thalaivar (8257 in chips) Seat 2: Quicksilvre (2527 in chips) Seat 4: tilt_donkey (6182 in chips) Seat 5: meleader2 (2485 in chips) Seat 6: Admooooooo (11816 in chips) Seat 7: TeamSquirtle (15403 in chips) Seat 8: on_thg (20370 in chips) Quicksilvre: posts small blind 100 tilt_donkey: posts big blind 200 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Quicksilvre [Js Jc] meleader2: folds Admooooooo: folds TeamSquirtle: folds on_thg: folds Thalaivar: folds Quicksilvre: raises 600 to 800 tilt_donkey: raises 5382 to 6182 and is all-in Quicksilvre: calls 1727 and is all-in *** FLOP *** [Tc 6d 4h] *** TURN *** [Tc 6d 4h] [Ah] *** RIVER *** [Tc 6d 4h Ah] [8s] Quicksilvre said, "noooo" *** SHOW DOWN *** Quicksilvre: shows [Js Jc] (a pair of Jacks) tilt_donkey: shows [2c Ad] (a pair of Aces) tilt_donkey collected 5054 from pot tilt_donkey said, "ship" tilt_donkey said, "sorries" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 5054 | Rake 0 Board [Tc 6d 4h Ah 8s] Seat 1: Thalaivar (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: Quicksilvre (small blind) showed [Js Jc] and lost with a pair of Jacks Seat 4: tilt_donkey (big blind) showed [2c Ad] and won (5054) with a pair of Aces Seat 5: meleader2 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: Admooooooo folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: TeamSquirtle folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: on_thg folded before Flop (didn't bet) So I get ninth place in HORSE and fourteenth place in NLHE, for exactly no muneez. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] YAY FOR ME |
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Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m
PokerStars Game #12044302449: Tournament #61016944, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/09/13 - 22:12:55 (ET)
Table '61016944 9' 9-max Seat #8 is the button Seat 1: Thalaivar (15912 in chips) Seat 2: WorkPlease (1835 in chips) Seat 3: atlwindsurf (1495 in chips) Seat 4: Topshelf21 (1100 in chips) Seat 6: on_thg (3830 in chips) Seat 7: EscobarsHero (4040 in chips) Seat 8: jack492505 (695 in chips) is sitting out Seat 9: IcarusJam (3600 in chips) IcarusJam: posts small blind 50 Thalaivar: posts big blind 100 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to EscobarsHero [8h 8s] WorkPlease: folds atlwindsurf: folds Topshelf21: folds on_thg: folds EscobarsHero: raises 200 to 300 jack492505: folds IcarusJam: folds bonoedge [observer] said, "RIGGGGEEEEDDDD" Thalaivar: raises 500 to 800 EscobarsHero: raises 3240 to 4040 and is all-in Thalaivar: calls 3240 *** FLOP *** [Js Qc 5c] *** TURN *** [Js Qc 5c] [4s] *** RIVER *** [Js Qc 5c 4s] [Ts] *** SHOW DOWN *** Thalaivar: shows [Ad Kd] (a straight, Ten to Ace) EscobarsHero: shows [8h 8s] (a pair of Eights) EscobarsHero said, "yep rigged" Thalaivar collected 8130 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 8130 | Rake 0 Board [Js Qc 5c 4s Ts] Seat 1: Thalaivar (big blind) showed [Ad Kd] and won (8130) with a straight, Ten to Ace Seat 7: EscobarsHero showed [8h 8s] and lost with a pair of Eights |
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Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m
all you need is 1 out
PokerStars Game #12044955885: Tournament #61016944, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2007/09/13 - 22:49:31 (ET) Table '61016944 7' 9-max Seat #4 is the button Seat 1: Thalaivar (7491 in chips) Seat 4: tilt_donkey (9775 in chips) Seat 5: meleader2 (2185 in chips) Seat 6: Admooooooo (13216 in chips) Seat 7: TeamSquirtle (13703 in chips) Seat 8: on_thg (20670 in chips) meleader2: posts small blind 100 Admooooooo: posts big blind 200 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to tilt_donkey [7d 8c] TeamSquirtle: folds on_thg: folds Thalaivar: raises 400 to 600 tilt_donkey: folds meleader2: folds Admooooooo: raises 1200 to 1800 Thalaivar: calls 1200 *** FLOP *** [5d Qd 7c] Admooooooo: bets 4000 Thalaivar: raises 1691 to 5691 and is all-in Admooooooo: calls 1691 *** TURN *** [5d Qd 7c] [Th] *** RIVER *** [5d Qd 7c Th] [9d] *** SHOW DOWN *** Admooooooo: shows [9c Qs] (two pair, Queens and Nines) Thalaivar: shows [9s 9h] (three of a kind, Nines) Thalaivar collected 15082 from pot meleader2 said, "no comment" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 15082 | Rake 0 Board [5d Qd 7c Th 9d] Seat 1: Thalaivar showed [9s 9h] and won (15082) with three of a kind, Nines Seat 4: tilt_donkey (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 5: meleader2 (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 6: Admooooooo (big blind) showed [9c Qs] and lost with two pair, Queens and Nines Seat 7: TeamSquirtle folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: on_thg folded before Flop (didn't bet) |
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Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m
Main Event Winnar [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
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Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m
Congrats, nice calldown near the end there when he was showing trips
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Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m
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all you need is 1 out [/ QUOTE ] Stars avatar has potential. |
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Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m
SORRRY ADMOOO FOR THAT ONE OUTER..
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Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m
PokerStars Game #12045163901: Tournament #61016944, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2007/09/13 - 23:01:07 (ET) Table '61016944 7' 9-max Seat #5 is the button Seat 1: Thalaivar (28107 in chips) Seat 2: bluto392 (8960 in chips) Seat 3: sethypooh21 (8430 in chips) Seat 4: tilt_donkey (6725 in chips) Seat 5: meleader2 (1660 in chips) Seat 6: WorkPlease (11630 in chips) Seat 7: TeamSquirtle (8528 in chips) Seat 8: on_thg (21795 in chips) Seat 9: 99killed (6165 in chips) Thalaivar: posts the ante 25 bluto392: posts the ante 25 sethypooh21: posts the ante 25 tilt_donkey: posts the ante 25 meleader2: posts the ante 25 WorkPlease: posts the ante 25 TeamSquirtle: posts the ante 25 on_thg: posts the ante 25 99killed: posts the ante 25 WorkPlease: posts small blind 100 TeamSquirtle: posts big blind 200 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to tilt_donkey [Th Jh] on_thg: raises 400 to 600 99killed: folds Thalaivar: calls 600 bluto392: folds sethypooh21: folds tilt_donkey: calls 600 meleader2 said, "this is my time to shine, boys" meleader2: raises 1035 to 1635 and is all-in WorkPlease: folds TeamSquirtle: folds on_thg: calls 1035 Thalaivar: calls 1035 tilt_donkey: calls 1035 *** FLOP *** [Jc Qh Tc] on_thg: checks Thalaivar: bets 1200 tilt_donkey: raises 3865 to 5065 and is all-in on_thg: folds Thalaivar: calls 3865 meleader2 said, "failure." *** TURN *** [Jc Qh Tc] [8s] *** RIVER *** [Jc Qh Tc 8s] [Qc] bluto392 said, "someday you will fly" *** SHOW DOWN *** Thalaivar: shows [8h 9d] (a straight, Eight to Queen) tilt_donkey: shows [Th Jh] (two pair, Queens and Jacks) Thalaivar collected 10130 from side pot meleader2: shows [5d 6d] (a pair of Queens) Thalaivar collected 7065 from main pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 17195 Main pot 7065. Side pot 10130. | Rake 0 Board [Jc Qh Tc 8s Qc] Seat 1: Thalaivar showed [8h 9d] and won (17195) with a straight, Eight to Queen Seat 2: bluto392 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: sethypooh21 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: tilt_donkey showed [Th Jh] and lost with two pair, Queens and Jacks Seat 5: meleader2 (button) showed [5d 6d] and lost with a pair of Queens Seat 6: WorkPlease (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 7: TeamSquirtle (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 8: on_thg folded on the Flop Seat 9: 99killed folded before Flop (didn't bet) |
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