Having Party, apt now smells like bacon HELP

[BowToYourSensei]

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Roll a blunt (a nice one) and smoke it.

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this is pretty solid advice for just about anything life throws at ya

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pretty much

[No Fizzle]

have a bacon party LDO

[BEEFAROO]

Im going to roll his face in the aacnon grerase and till him bad boy , no!

[Madman Madman]

I didnt read the post, but next time just step outside when they knock and tell them you do not consent to any searches and they will tell you to keep it down and you so okay and they will leave.

[SuperNooB]

Bacon = makes people horny.

[blutarski]

I won't go to a party that doesn't smell like bacon.

[Jeff_B]

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I didnt read the post, but next time just step outside when they knock and tell them you do not consent to any searches and they will tell you to keep it down and you so okay and they will leave.

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LOL awesome!

[Bigka79]

who cares bacon smells delicious

[ibluffoldladies]

I'd wear a bacon bikini to the beach, and I'd let the bacon sizzle on my chest and groin until they are crisp enough to be picked up by thongs from my picnic basket with bread, lettuce, and tomato. You can imagine what happens next.

[fartman77]

The Ultimate Guide on How to get BJs from a Fatty

1) Have a friend cook lots of bacon right before the party begins
2) Keep windows and doors closed; you want to trap the smell
3) Invite fatties who have posed for Bodacious Magazine
4) Ask a fatty at the party to give you a BJ
5) If she says no, wrap bacon around your penis and ask a fatty to give you a BJ

Lesson 1 Complete.