The goggles

[SmokeyRidesAgain]

A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of MY carhole?

[Gildwulf]

Ralph: Mr Simpson, the tar fumes are making me nauseous.

Homer: Yea, they'll do that.

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This one is probably my favorite

WIGGUM: Becoming a cop is not something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.
PSYCHO: Forget about the badge! When do we get the freakin' guns!
WIGGUM: Hey, I told you. You don't get your gun until you tell me your name.

[4_2_it]

Homer: [reading] Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you. This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours. It's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start. Drop me a line if you're on the East Coast, Hank Scorpio. [stops reading] Aw, the Denver Broncos!

[Tree Surgeon]

Homer: "Oh, Kent. People can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of all people know that."

Also...

Homer: "It seems that the cat has been caught by the very person who was trying to catch him."

Skinner: "How ironic."

[pokerstudAA]

Me fail english? That's unpossible.

[Passaman]

"Florida: America's wang."

[Dr. Spaceman]

Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl?

[Nonfiction]

[ QUOTE ]
Homer: [reading] Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you. This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours. It's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start. Drop me a line if you're on the East Coast, Hank Scorpio. [stops reading] Aw, the Denver Broncos!

[/ QUOTE ]
By far my favorite episode, so many amazing quotes from this:

(Scorpio has just blown up a bridge with his Doomsday Device)
British Delegate: My God, the Fifty-ninth Street Bridge!
Indian Delegate: Maybe it just collapsed on its own.
British Delegate: We can't take that chance.
Indian Delegate: You always say that. I want to take a chance!

Homer: (as the army storms Scorpio's secret lair) Hank, what's going on here?
Scorpio: I'm having a little trouble with the government.
Homer: Oh, those jerks, always walking over the small businessman. Don't get me started about the government.

Scorpio: Hey! Look at my feet!
Homer: OK
Scorpio: You like those moccasins? Look in your closet, there's a pair for you. Don't like 'em? Then neither do I! [Throws moccasins out door] Get the hell out of here! Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?
Homer: [Chuckles] Yes, once.

Scorpio: By the way Homer, what's your least favorite country, Italy or France?
Homer: Uh... France.
Scorpio: Ha, Ha! Nobody ever says Italy.

[Dr. Spaceman]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Homer: [reading] Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you. This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours. It's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start. Drop me a line if you're on the East Coast, Hank Scorpio. [stops reading] Aw, the Denver Broncos!

[/ QUOTE ]
By far my favorite episode, so many amazing quotes from this:

(Scorpio has just blown up a bridge with his Doomsday Device)
British Delegate: My God, the Fifty-ninth Street Bridge!
Indian Delegate: Maybe it just collapsed on its own.
British Delegate: We can't take that chance.
Indian Delegate: You always say that. I want to take a chance!

Homer: (as the army storms Scorpio's secret lair) Hank, what's going on here?
Scorpio: I'm having a little trouble with the government.
Homer: Oh, those jerks, always walking over the small businessman. Don't get me started about the government.

Scorpio: Hey! Look at my feet!
Homer: OK
Scorpio: You like those moccasins? Look in your closet, there's a pair for you. Don't like 'em? Then neither do I! [Throws moccasins out door] Get the hell out of here! Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?
Homer: [Chuckles] Yes, once.

Scorpio: By the way Homer, what's your least favorite country, Italy or France?
Homer: Uh... France.
Scorpio: Ha, Ha! Nobody ever says Italy.

[/ QUOTE ]



Homer: Uh... you have any sugar around here?

Hank: Sugar? Sure. [fumbles in his pockets, takes out a few handfuls of sugar] There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?

Homer: Uh... I... no.

[Five-Star]

[ QUOTE ]
"Florida: America's wang."

[/ QUOTE ]

They prefer "The Sunshine State"