What happened to the good old days of transferring money?

[BennettBrauer]

Remember the old days...like 2006?

When you wanted to deposit money, Jessica Alba would come over to your house wearing nothing but a whipped cream bikini and a smile to pick it up...after caressing you all over and delivering a Hawaiian pizza with a 6-pack of the local microbrew.

And when you wanted to withdraw money, Jessica Simpson and Jessica Biel would deliver it, in neatly wrapped hundreds, then oil each other up and have a pillow fight on your couch to celebrate your good fortune. And the websites would give you an extra 45% on every withdrawal?

Aren't there any sportsbooks that still offer these services?

[NajdorfDefense]

I had Gisele and Adriana Lima delivering my withdrawals the past 5 years. I think they dropped it off in Reais, but to tell the truth I didn't even notice.

Except wwts, they sent Leo and Justin. NTTAWWT.