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[Absolution]

Thousands and thousands of hands of break even poker. So much fun. Oh, and I get owned by a calling station:

PokerStars 0.50/1.00 Hold'em (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO calls, Button calls, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (10 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(5 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, BB folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, CO folds, Button folds, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (8 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: (14 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 16 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
SB has Tc 8s (straight, queen high).
Hero has Jh Ac (two pair, aces and jacks).
Outcome: SB wins 16 BB. </font>

[Scary_Tiger]

Foxwoods 20/40 (9 handed)

1 fold, Hero calls A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 1 fold, UTG+3 raises, 3 folds, SB calls, BB calls, Hero 3-bets, UTG+3 caps, SB calls, BB folds.

Flop 2 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (8 BB)

SB checks, Hero bets, UTG+3 raises, SB calls, Hero 3-bets, UTG+3 caps, SB calls.

Turn T [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (14 BB)

SB checks, Hero bets, UTG+3 calls, SB tanks and calls.

River 3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (17 BB)

SB checks, Hero bets, UTG+3 calls, SB raises, Hero calls, SB folds K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] face up.

SB shows A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. SB wins 22 BB.

[yellowjack]

[x] hero call with QJ high
[x] berated by possible bad 2p2er
[x] pot shipped in right direction
[x] 10 BB lost in rake due to microstakes


PokerStars Game #11973889711: Hold'em Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/09/10 - 02:34:10 (ET)
Table 'Albireo' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: yellowjack ($36.45 in chips)
Seat 2: You'llCallMe ($26.90 in chips)
yellowjack: posts small blind $0.50
You'llCallMe: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to yellowjack [Qh Jc]
yellowjack: raises $1 to $2
You'llCallMe: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [5h 8c Tc]
You'llCallMe: bets $1
yellowjack: raises $1 to $2
You'llCallMe: calls $1
*** TURN *** [5h 8c Tc] [3h]
You'llCallMe: checks
yellowjack: checks
*** RIVER *** [5h 8c Tc 3h] [8h]
You'llCallMe: bets $2
yellowjack: calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
You'llCallMe: shows [Jd 9d] (a pair of Eights)
yellowjack: shows [Qh Jc] (a pair of Eights - Queen kicker)
yellowjack collected $11.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $12 | Rake $0.50
Board [5h 8c Tc 3h 8h]
Seat 1: yellowjack (button) (small blind) showed [Qh Jc] and won ($11.50) with a pair of Eights
Seat 2: You'llCallMe (big blind) showed [Jd 9d] and lost with a pair of Eights

[Leader]

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[x] berated by possible bad 2p2er

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lol pls post

[yellowjack]

PokerStars Game #11973886728: Hold'em Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/09/10 - 02:33:45 (ET)
Table 'Albireo' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: yellowjack ($28.45 in chips)
Seat 2: You'llCallMe ($35.40 in chips)
yellowjack: posts small blind $0.50
You'llCallMe: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to yellowjack [Ad 7d]
yellowjack: raises $1 to $2
You'llCallMe: raises $1 to $3
yellowjack: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [9h 3s 8d]
You'llCallMe: bets $1
yellowjack: calls $1
*** TURN *** [9h 3s 8d] [4s]
You'llCallMe: bets $2
yellowjack: calls $2
*** RIVER *** [9h 3s 8d 4s] [7c]
You'llCallMe: bets $2
yellowjack: calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
You'llCallMe: shows [Kc As] (high card Ace)
yellowjack: shows [Ad 7d] (a pair of Sevens)
yellowjack collected $15.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $16 | Rake $0.50
Board [9h 3s 8d 4s 7c]
Seat 1: yellowjack (button) (small blind) showed [Ad 7d] and won ($15.50) with a pair of Sevens
Seat 2: You'llCallMe (big blind) showed [Kc As] and lost with high card Ace

then the QJ hand

You'llCallMe said, "u gotta be freaking kidding me"
You'llCallMe said, "cause you have either sucked out every hand"
You'llCallMe said, "like your cute A7"
You'llCallMe said, "or you make weird hero call"
yellowjack said, "you have your leaks and obvious plays"
yellowjack said, "im done with you"

im typing this during the last hand:

PokerStars Game #11973898103: Hold'em Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/09/10 - 02:35:17 (ET)
Table 'Albireo' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: yellowjack ($46.05 in chips)
Seat 2: You'llCallMe ($16.40 in chips)
yellowjack: posts small blind $0.50
You'llCallMe: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to yellowjack [Qd 7d]
yellowjack said, "you have your leaks and obvious plays"
yellowjack said, "im done with you"
yellowjack: raises $1 to $2
You'llCallMe: raises $1 to $3
yellowjack: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [7c 7s Kh]
You'llCallMe: bets $1
yellowjack: raises $1 to $2
You'llCallMe said, "its nuts"
You'llCallMe said, "A7 to river"
You'llCallMe: raises $1 to $3
You'llCallMe said, "3 bet pf"
yellowjack: calls $1
*** TURN *** [7c 7s Kh] [Ac]
You'llCallMe said, "hehehehehe"
You'llCallMe: bets $2
yellowjack: raises $2 to $4
You'llCallMe: calls $2
*** RIVER *** [7c 7s Kh Ac] [9c]
You'llCallMe: checks
yellowjack: bets $2
You'llCallMe: calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
yellowjack: shows [Qd 7d] (three of a kind, Sevens)
You'llCallMe: mucks hand
yellowjack collected $23.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $24 | Rake $0.50
Board [7c 7s Kh Ac 9c]
Seat 1: yellowjack (button) (small blind) showed [Qd 7d] and won ($23.50) with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 2: You'llCallMe (big blind) mucked [8h Ks]

[Leader]

Stuff like this is pretty funny to me. No matter how tilty or pissed I get, I never go at people with chat.

Maybe it has something to do with the way you view losing. I tend to internalize it and see myself as somehow responsible. This is probably pretty common among winning players. I think most bad players do the opposite.

[Gurravasa]

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note that it should be SEK. 1$= 6.84SEK



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does my WTSD and W$ATSD suck?

Edit: should add that its 5-max stats...

[yellowjack]

youre going to showdown more and winning slightly less often. your WtSD and W$SD does not suck, but your W$SD may not be sustainable with that WtSD

[Wolfram]

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Foxwoods 20/40 (9 handed)

1 fold, Hero calls A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

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loltrapaments

[jba]

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Foxwoods 20/40 (9 handed)

1 fold, Hero calls A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 1 fold, UTG+3 raises, 3 folds, SB calls, BB calls, Hero 3-bets, UTG+3 caps, SB calls, BB folds.

Flop 2 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (8 BB)

SB checks, Hero bets, UTG+3 raises, SB calls, Hero 3-bets, UTG+3 caps, SB calls.

Turn T [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (14 BB)

SB checks, Hero bets, UTG+3 calls, SB tanks and calls.

River 3 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (17 BB)

SB checks, Hero bets, UTG+3 calls, SB raises, Hero calls, SB folds K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] face up.

SB shows A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. SB wins 22 BB.

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you gots to c/r the turn here. also the river is really a fold against most guys that will play this way.

also lol at SB calling a million bets on the flop and then tanking on the turn. I'm pretty sure there's a book somewhere that all the fish have read that says you can call for gutshots on the flop but not the turn.

how often are you playing this game?? I used to be a regular, not so much any more.