theory regarding women

[NU Star]

NU Star Theorem Regarding Women: Bitches ain't [censored].

[88jayhawks]

1. get blackout drunk
2. be an ass to everyone
3. ????
4. get laid
5. repeat steps 1-4

standard.

[societymax]

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1. get blackout drunk
2. ????
3. ????
4. ????
5. ????

standard.

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this is what i do

[eof]

david d'angelo. he teaches being cocky-funny. your soul will disappear and your life will be empty but you'll [censored] a lot of hot dumb broads.

keep respecting bitches imo, you'll get a good girl that way

[B-P-L]

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you're right. that's been my problem before where i was trying too hard. but what i meant by my comment was that we threw a huge party at our place last night and it was kickass and [censored] but i noticed almost everyone there was hooking up, especially dudes with much less social skills. so all of a sudden i just stopped giving a [censored] about these c***s. toward the end of the night my roommate and i were playing beer pong against this guy and girl who were like dry-humping the entire time.

i got pissed off. i said things directed at the girl like "hey when you get done censored-ing do you mind taking your goddamn shot." she was trying to distract us by lifting her shirt but she had a bra underneath so i said "hey c***, show us your [censored] because im not distracted by bra." and even though she didnt show us her [censored], she took those insults.

she didn't even care. i was practically calling her a whore, but she didn't even give a [censored]. this is the same girl that i was "nice" to before. (i'm not a "nice guy" i haven't been for years.) now shes basically [censored] some dude in front of my roommate and me. and some dude who was less charismatic, mature, and attractive.

not only did saying the [censored] that i was thinking feel so freeing, but i also felt relieved.

all of this is what led me to my realize the error in my ways. i've been looking in the wrong places for a mature, self-respecting girl. what i see are a bunch of shallow, pathetic, worthless vaginas.

P.S. i probably sound really cynical right now, and i'm usually not. however, this is what my experience has led me to believe.

P.P.S. longest post by me ever. enjoy, bbv.

edit: btw, the only reason i was very slightly circumventing the profanity filter is because i was giving you guys an idea of the language i was using. i'm not from the uk. saying the c-word is a big deal. and i probably called that girl a [censored] more times then ive ever used that word in my life.

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enjoy?

[diebitter]

I heard women like the challenge a gay guy presents. I suggest buy some assless leather cowboy chaps, go to your nearest Blue Oyster Bar, and ask guys to buy you drinks - any drink is fine, as long as it's blue.

You'll be scoring in no time.

[Mike Kelley]

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some dude who was less charismatic, mature, and attractive.

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Possible?

[Suigin406]

aiy guys, using a knife works 100% of the time, don't know y ur all wasting time

[Xylem]

i think u gotta pretend u enjoy listening to their views on Janeys new hairdo, laugh it up with them, even suggest a modification Eg "A pink streak would look Super", youll be in in no time.

This is of course a more complex strategy to studying Joey Tribiani.

[diebitter]

How you doin?