***OFFICIAL*** uNL BBV thread: September

[tehDiceman]

am i ever ahead here?

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.02/$0.05 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $7.99
BB: $1.46
UTG: $6.41
CO: $8.96
Hero (BTN): $12.67

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG calls $0.05, CO calls $0.05, <font color="red">Hero raises to $0.30</font>, SB folds, BB calls $0.25, UTG folds, CO calls $0.25

Flop: ($0.97) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">CO bets $0.65</font>, Hero calls $0.65, BB folds

Turn: ($2.27) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">CO bets $2.10</font>, Hero calls $2.10

River: ($6.47) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">CO bets all-in for $5.91</font>

[tehDiceman]

this about sums up my day.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.02/$0.05 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $4.67
BB: $10.12
UTG: $3.57
MP: $3.05
CO: $7.87
Hero (BTN): $10.08

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $0.05, 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $0.24</font>, 2 folds, UTG calls $0.19

Flop: ($0.55) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $0.40</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises all-in to $3.33</font>, Hero calls $2.93

Turn: ($7.21) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($7.21) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $7.21 ($0.35 Rake)

UTG had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Eights) and WON (+$3.29)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and LOST (-$3.57)

[PJo336]

So did this idea totally die? cuz id like to bitch about donkaments but i dont do that in the brew

[BevillTheDevil]

brag: im drunk
beat: my gf got made at me i dunno why?/
variance: ill be hungover 2morrow??

[fees]

HAY GUYS CAN I PLAY?

Last week:


Today:


SB: $202.10
BB: $20.45
<u>UTG: $167.10</u>
MP: $147.75
<u>Hero (CO): $220.20</u>
<u>BTN: $197.00</u>

Preflop: Hero is dealt (6 Players)
UTG calls $2.00, MP folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $9.00</font>, BTN calls $9.00, 2 folds, UTG calls $7.00

Flop: ($30) (3 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $13.00</font>, Hero calls $13.00, <font color="red">BTN raises to $26.00</font>, UTG calls $13.00, Hero calls $13.00

Turn: ($108) (3 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $20.00</font>, Hero calls $20.00, <font color="red">BTN raises all-in to $162.00</font>, UTG calls all-in for $112.10, Hero calls $142.00

River: ($564.10) (3 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $564.10 ($564.10 Rake)

UTG had (two pair, kings and threes) and LOST (-$167.10)
BTN had (three deuces) and LOST (-$197.00)
Hero had (three kings) and WON ($364.10)

gonna be a good week=D

[whyzze]

nh lol...thats alot of rake...hope you have RB

[ama0330]

man i hate losing with the nuts

[MrWooster]

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man i hate losing with the nuts

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If you are loosing with the nuts, then you might want to sue your poker room [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

[terrible]

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Ill go first:

WHY THE HELL CANT I WIN TOURNAMENTS SERIOSULY IT IS SO GOD DAMN RIDIC HOW OFTEN I PLAY THESE THINGS WHY CANT I JUST STO PTHEY ARE [censored] RIGGED. IT DOESNT MATTER IF I HAVE 54% EQUITY OR 45, I STILL LOSE, SO NOT ONLY CAN I NOT SUCKOUT, I CANT FREAKING WIN EITHER. I HAD TT CRACKED BY K9o TODAY. K9 FREAKING OFFSUIT. YOU WANNA TELL ME WHAT THE HELL THATS ALL ABOUT? I FEEL LIKE EVEN IF I DO MAKE IT DEEP IM JUST GOING TO GET RAPED IN THE ASS LATER ON IN THE TOURNAMENT AND WIN LIKE 20 BUCKS FOR ELEVEN HOURS WORK ANYWAY


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what are you kidding? K9 &gt; TT is so standard i wouldn't even notice, try getting river one outered ai in one, join another and get two outered ai on the bubble, join a plo donkament and get AA77 double suited cracked by K839 rainbow by a guy who doesn't understand the rules and just crippled your monster stack one hand before by calling like 5 pf raises with J582r then come on a messageboard and make a rambling pos bitch post that no one's gonna read before quitting poker forever because this game [censored] sucks a [censored] [censored] [censored] wanking BASTARD

[ama0330]

Funny donkament story:

I cant stop playing donkaments, so I entered the $2 regular tourney on party just because Im a degen. Of course, of COURSE, i run sick and get really deep. Then a design client of mine calls and says he wants to meet. Given that first in the donkament is like $250 or something lame, and the work for this guy will pay a buttload more than that, I have to leave and surrender the tourney with about 120 left.

I get back home and Ive blinded out in 24th for like $6. That 24th is my best finish ALL MONTH AND I WASNT EVEN PLAYING FOR THE LAST HOUR AND A HALF HYACHAHCHACHAHHCHCH