SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT

[Shizzle12345]

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1461830

JESUS GIVE ME A BREAK< AFTER 30k HANDS OF FKING HORROR CAN I WIN A FKING HAND VS A RETARD PLEASE

Im so tilting, i was up 6 buyins at one point, tables full of 75/25 retards, and now im down 1 bi.

[gaijinuronin]

For all of you complaining about bad beats I've started a project trying to check how fair RNG is for poker sites:

You can find more about that at
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=2#Post12001978

I would apreciate if you can test and post your results.

Thx

[Shizzle12345]

your sitting with tables full of complete droolers ur up a lot. Your feeling very happy because you can see that 10 buyin day coming... what can go wrong?

lol

[Ratamahatta]

Just played a session with 0% concentration [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] I hate playing like that because I do retarded stuff and play my D-game.

[Imrahil]

I'm going through a $3k downswing so I've decided to take a few days off from playing and do other stuff plus sign up for Card Runners and watch tons of videos. I've requested PS to ban me from playing for 24h just as a precaution and I'll do the same tomorrow because I don't really want to be banned for 7 days.

[bubaloo]

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Flop: ($210) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB bets $4.00, BB calls $4.00, Hero calls $4.00

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nice bet.

[McBeef]

holy [censored] jsut got pokerace so many stats... i can see my note taking taking a big hit now lol

i feel like robocop lol

[CanuckEh]

how to play AKs like a genious.

SB: $118.55
Hero (BB): $395.60
UTG: $245.50
BTN: $306.60

Preflop: Hero is dealt 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players)
2 folds, SB calls $1.00, Hero checks --- AKs, OMG, slow play this monster and just call.

Flop: ($4) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $4.00</font>, SB calls $4.00 --- wtf, this chump is betting into me. I have AK, I have to call.

Turn: ($12) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $10.00</font>, SB calls $10.00 --- He obv doesn't have the 6, he must be bluffing.

River: ($32) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $30.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises all-in to $102.55</font>, Hero calls $72.55 --- I has a straight! I'm awww eeeeen.

Pot Size: $237.10 ($2 Rake)

SB had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a straight, Four to Eight) and LOST (-$118.55) ---- OMG bad beat, what a fish he played 94 sooted
Hero had 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Nine high) and WON (+$116.55)

And another hand he played made me chuckle....

SB: $211.00
BB: $200.75
UTG: $117.00
CO: $219.90
Hero (BTN): $263.45

Preflop: Hero is dealt 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $6.00</font>, CO calls $6.00, 2 folds, <font color="red">BB raises to $28.00</font>, UTG calls $22.00, CO folds -- AJo? HAve to call this re raise, he's probablly bluffing me like usual. People always bluff me.

Flop: ($63) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $30.00</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises all-in to $89.00</font>, BB calls $59.00 --- I almost has a sraight! I'm all in, he probably bluffing me still. He not bluffing I guess but I hit my straight probably. Maybe not cuz I'm so unlucky.

Turn: ($241) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) --- Good. I hit my straight like I should. Poker is fair.

River: ($241) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $241.00 ($2 Rake)

BB had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Kings full of Tens) and WON (+$122.00) --- Noooo online poker is rigged.
UTG had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and LOST (-$117.00) <font color="blue"> </font> <font color="blue"> </font> <font color="blue"> </font> <font color="blue"> </font>

[Shizzle12345]

just wow. I start the day up 6 buyins and now im down almost 5 bi. Thats almost 11 bi. And like 2 of em are marginal.

Fk pple who say that isnt possible in 1200 hands.

[Shizzle12345]

how the fking [censored] do i fking fix this.Fking bugged software is annoying me to no end, i cant drag this thing down:

http://img112.imageshack.us/my.php?i...dsklfdslt7.jpg