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Old 09-08-2007, 12:24 PM
JackAll JackAll is offline
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Default [Brag] w000t 2 hour massage - cost: 2bb\'s (LC)

Yep, I live in thailand, just had a 2 hour massage for $9 (2.25 bb's)


A while ago I told a friend of mine who doesn't play poker, that my rent here is 10 bb's a week.
Today this was our conversation as I was about to tell him I paid 2bb's for a two hour massage:


<font color="blue">me: w00t ... 2 hour massage</font>
<font color="green">David: yeehaw, i need one of those</font>
<font color="blue">me: do you know what a "big blind" in poker is?</font>
<font color="green">David: yeah, the 2nd blind, 100th of the buy in in NL as you explaied it</font>
<font color="blue">me: yep.
the massage for 2 hours cost 2 big blinds lol</font>
<font color="green">David: and it seems to be a general unit of accounting, like "i rent my house for X bb a week"</font>
<font color="blue">me: hahahaha ... normally not a unit of acounting
that's just me showing how insannely cheap it is to live here</font>
<font color="green">David: that's exactly what i mean, you count in bb now</font>
<font color="blue">me: hahahahahahah
roflmao at calling it "general unit of accounting"</font>
<font color="green">David: i reckon it's brilliant, because it frames your costs for various things directly to the effort you had to put it to earn those things, without the middleman on money</font>
<font color="blue">me: i only call it that to emphasize the absurdity of the cost relative to my poker level</font>
<font color="green">David: like you don't have to say i work X hours a week at this hourly rate and i pay Y for this service, you can simply say I work 3 BB for this service</font>



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Old 09-08-2007, 12:27 PM
Curse Curse is offline
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Default Re: [Brag] w000t 2 hour massage - cost: 2bb\'s (LC)

haha i bet a lot of people here do that
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Old 09-08-2007, 12:32 PM
gostatego gostatego is offline
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Default Re: [Brag] w000t 2 hour massage - cost: 2bb\'s (LC)

did it have a happy ending?
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Old 09-08-2007, 12:33 PM
SMashNDash SMashNDash is offline
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Default Re: [Brag] w000t 2 hour massage - cost: 2bb\'s (LC)

PHEW**..good save
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Old 09-08-2007, 12:47 PM
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Default Re: [Brag] w000t 2 hour massage - cost: 2bb\'s (LC)

[ QUOTE ]
me: do you know what a "big blind" in poker is?
David: yeah, the 2nd blind, 100th of the buy in in NL as you explaied it
me: yep.
the massage for 2 hours cost 2 big blinds lol
David: and it seems to be a general unit of accounting, like "i rent my house for X bb a week"

[/ QUOTE ]
nice.
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Old 09-08-2007, 01:38 PM
Crazy Porto Crazy Porto is offline
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Default Re: [Brag] w000t 2 hour massage - cost: 2bb\'s (LC)

and you can [censored] them 15 minutes for a SB?
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