Brag: Girlfriend got an abortion

React1oN · #1 09-07-2007, 10:42 PM

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Congrats OP, that's the most depressing thread title ever on 2+2.

[/ QUOTE ]guess you forgot brag: wife's in heaven, which was so odd I don't even know whether it was lol or insane my head asplode.

doubLe a tom · #2 09-07-2007, 10:44 PM

solid brag

its_just_me · #3 09-10-2007, 03:46 AM

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solid brag

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demon102 · #4 09-08-2007, 03:33 AM

in the future dont give the girl the option of anything other than abortion, put ur foot down after all ur are the man

SuperNooB · #5 09-08-2007, 03:37 AM

Beat : She didn't wanna have kids with you,cause your to ugly .

Rootabager · #6 09-08-2007, 04:14 AM

This is my tried and true method. Whenever I knock a bitch up , I say congratulations and tell them I have a present under the bed for them.

When they kneel down to look for it, I run up and kick them in the stomach.

Then I smoke a blunt.

Limesparks · #7 09-08-2007, 04:27 AM

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This is my tried and true method. Whenever I knock a bitch up , I say congratulations and tell them I have a present under the bed for them.

When they kneel down to look for it, I run up and kick them in the stomach.

Then I smoke a blunt.

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can i use this joke it'll knock em dead at the cool dude meeting

Dave Coulier · #8 09-08-2007, 04:36 AM

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This is my tried and true method. Whenever I knock a bitch up , I say congratulations and tell them I have a present under the bed for them.

When they kneel down to look for it, I run up and kick them in the stomach.

Then I smoke a blunt.

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can i use this joke it'll knock em dead at the cool dude meeting

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I find your avatar strangely disturbing for some reason.

Limesparks · #9 09-08-2007, 04:57 AM

you spelled serenely uplifting wrong

vhawk01 · #10 09-08-2007, 05:25 AM

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This is my tried and true method. Whenever I knock a bitch up , I say congratulations and tell them I have a present under the bed for them.

When they kneel down to look for it, I run up and kick them in the stomach.

Then I smoke a blunt.

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can i use this joke it'll knock em dead at the cool dude meeting

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Jesus is against condescending douchebaginess. Its in his book, chapter 4 i think.