** Official September Chat Thread: The Grey Swan **

[SABR42]

1p0kerboy: OUCH!!!

Obviously the moral of the story is that you should never chat while a hand is still going. Last time I did that my nut flush was 4-outered by two pair in a huge pot.

[SABR42]

Holy [censored] the board didn't pair for once!

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 8 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $155.00
Hero (BB): $412.10
UTG: $206.65
UTG+1: $258.35
MP1: $244.20
MP2: $40.00
CO: $124.75
BTN: $182.35

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">UTG+1 raises to $4.00</font>, 5 folds, Hero calls $2.00

Flop: ($9) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $7.00</font>, <font color="red">UTG+1 raises to $20.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $60.00</font>, <font color="red">UTG+1 raises all-in to $254.35</font>, Hero calls $194.35

Turn: ($517.70) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($517.70) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $517.70 ($3 Rake)

UTG+1 had 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$258.35)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON (+$256.35)

SHIP.

[myheadhurts]

Stars: Stop it. You're only making yourselves look silly. This is since the start of August:

found 455 headsup allin situations
won: 215 lost: 229 tied: 11
average potsize: 263.02$
average ev: 0.5089
money won: 48569.40$
money expected (based on allin equity): 56037.92$
money difference: -7468.52$
max money diff: at +0.00$
min money diff: 2007-09-05 16:04:46+01 at -7520.34$
total_bet: 58672.05$
&gt;&gt;&gt; Be aware that the calculated numbers aren't 100% accurate! &lt;&lt;&lt;



Note: I realised today that this program ignores 3 way all ins. I lost both of my major 3 way all ins in this period, dispite going in with the best of it.

The true difference is therefore about $8.3k.

[D.L.M.]

I wish poker boy would move up, hes the only one whos accually fun to [censored] with at the tables. rambler win pwned me which means i have to dick him around more for the next week or soo to make me feel better. your welcome for the spew to follow sir.

[SABR42]

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rambler win pwned me which means i have to dick him around more for the next week or soo to make me feel better. your welcome for the spew to follow sir.

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LOL he pwned me too. He 3-bet AJs against me and hit two jacks to beat my AA. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

The 3-bet with AJs was pretty standard, but winning as a 9-1 dog isn't.

[the_main]

gross

PokerStars Pot-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (7 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($210.15)
MP1 ($98)
MP2 ($250.85)
CO ($406.60)
Button ($194)
Hero ($190.75)
BB ($40)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $2, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, Button calls $2, Hero completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($8) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $7.6</font>, BB folds, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $16</font>, Button folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $54</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $169.6</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $235.15</font>, UTG calls $19.15.

Turn: ($431.90) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($431.90) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $431.90

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 9c 8c (two pair, nines and eights).
UTG has 8d 9d (flush, king high).
Outcome: UTG wins $431.90. </font>

[1p0kerboy]

My power has gone out twice in the past hour. For some reason, I get really, really tilty when this happens.

[CalledDownLight]

Just FT'ed two more $12 turbos, but they ended in disappointment with a 9th and 8th. That still makes 5 FTs in 20 attempts.

[the_main]

Do they ALWAYS have to flop a set!? geez us

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($200)
UTG ($244.20)
UTG+1 ($313.60)
MP1 ($205)
Hero ($215.05)
MP3 ($238.20)
CO ($157)
Button ($154.45)
SB ($40)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $10</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $30</font>, <font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, UTG calls $20.

Flop: ($63) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $46</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $112</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $185.05</font>, UTG calls $73.05.

Turn: ($433.10) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: ($433.10) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $433.10

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG has Qc Qs (full house, queens full of aces).
Hero has Ah Ad (four of a kind, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $433.10. </font>

the_main: QUAd
Dealer: Game #11913064750: the_main wins pot ($430.10) with four of a kind, Aces
the_main: ZILLA

[Cry Me A River]

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My power has gone out twice in the past hour. For some reason, I get really, really tilty when this happens.

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I had mine go out a few days ago in the middle of two donkaments. Very, very annoying. Stayed out for a couple hours and we wound up going out for dinner.