[x] cracked pokerstar's RNG

[hasugopher]

proof from my 800 hand sesh just now:

POKERSTARS GAME #11885661827: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/09/05 - 11:58:10 (ET)
Table 'Walpurga II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: longleg123 ($114.50 in chips)
Seat 2: pennpal ($396 in chips)
Seat 3: Lukieplaya ($563.50 in chips)
Seat 4: cuneo187 ($350 in chips)
Seat 5: lobojiji ($74 in chips)
Seat 6: catcher3333 ($883.90 in chips)
catcher3333: posts small blind $2
longleg123: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [7h 8h]
pennpal: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $8 to $12
cuneo187: folds
lobojiji: folds
catcher3333: raises $36 to $48
longleg123: folds
Lukieplaya: calls $36
*** FLOP *** [7d Ad 2s]
catcher3333: bets $87.30
Lukieplaya: calls $87.30
*** TURN *** [7d Ad 2s] [7c]
catcher3333: bets $173.25
Lukieplaya: raises $254.95 to $428.20 and is all-in
catcher3333: calls $254.95
*** RIVER *** [7d Ad 2s 7c] [Qs]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
catcher3333: shows [Qd Ac] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
Lukieplaya: shows [7h 8h] (three of a kind, Sevens)
Lukieplaya collected $1128 from pot

POKERSTARS GAME #11885648216: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/09/05 - 11:57:03 (ET)
Table 'Phocaea' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: GofaofPo ($416.80 in chips)
Seat 2: omahondo ($400 in chips)
Seat 3: rabid ($190 in chips)
Seat 5: Punty ($452.90 in chips)
Seat 6: Gyxer01 ($277 in chips)
Seat 7: WAWA789 ($897.55 in chips)
Seat 8: Lukieplaya ($380 in chips)
Seat 9: All In Kiddo ($406 in chips)
All In Kiddo: posts small blind $2
GofaofPo: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [9s Ts]
omahondo: calls $4
rabid: folds
Punty: folds
Gyxer01: calls $4
WAWA789: folds
WAWA789 is sitting out
Lukieplaya: calls $4
WAWA789 leaves the table
All In Kiddo: calls $2
GofaofPo: checks
*** FLOP *** [5d Js 3s]
Big_King11 joins the table at seat #7
All In Kiddo: checks
GofaofPo: bets $16
omahondo: folds
Gyxer01: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $16 to $32
All In Kiddo: calls $32
GofaofPo: folds
*** TURN *** [5d Js 3s] [Qd]
All In Kiddo: checks
Lukieplaya: bets $72
All In Kiddo: raises $298 to $370 and is all-in
Lukieplaya: calls $272 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [5d Js 3s Qd] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
All In Kiddo: shows [3c 3d] (three of a kind, Threes)
Lukieplaya: shows [9s Ts] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Lukieplaya collected $785 from pot

POKERSTARS GAME #11885452451: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/09/05 - 11:40:55 (ET)
Table 'Xanthippe' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: marcgo ($525.75 in chips)
Seat 2: curtains ($63.60 in chips)
Seat 3: Michel84 ($487.70 in chips)
Seat 4: PrinzPoldi20 ($789.50 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($422 in chips)
Seat 6: catcher3333 ($428.75 in chips)
marcgo: posts small blind $2
curtains: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [Ts Td]
Michel84: folds
PrinzPoldi20: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $10 to $14
catcher3333: raises $30 to $44
marcgo: folds
curtains: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $82 to $126
catcher3333: raises $302.75 to $428.75 and is all-in
Lukieplaya: calls $296 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [2c 4h Js]
*** TURN *** [2c 4h Js] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [2c 4h Js 4c] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [Ts Td] (two pair, Tens and Fours)
catcher3333: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $847 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $850 | Rake $3
Board [2c 4h Js 4c 5h]
Seat 1: marcgo (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: curtains (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Michel84 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: PrinzPoldi20 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya showed [Ts Td] and won ($847) with two pair, Tens and Fours
Seat 6: catcher3333 (button) mucked [Qs Ac]

POKERSTARS GAME #11885943391: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/09/05 - 12:20:56 (ET)
Table 'Voyager II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Bouge_Todd ($429 in chips)
Seat 2: Pharm 55 ($314.20 in chips)
Seat 4: Lukieplaya ($400 in chips)
Seat 5: Joe F ($114.55 in chips)
Seat 6: lokern ($611.65 in chips)
Bouge_Todd: posts small blind $2
Pharm 55: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [Tc Kh]
Lukieplaya: raises $12 to $16
Joe F: folds
lokern: calls $16
Bouge_Todd: folds
Pharm 55: folds
*** FLOP *** [Jc Jd Qc]
Lukieplaya: bets $28
lokern: raises $32 to $60
Lukieplaya: calls $32
*** TURN *** [Jc Jd Qc] [Ac]
Lukieplaya: checks
lokern: bets $72
Lukieplaya: raises $252 to $324 and is all-in
lokern said, "got some outs, i hope"
lokern: calls $252
*** RIVER *** [Jc Jd Qc Ac] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [Tc Kh] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
lokern: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $804 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $806 | Rake $2
Board [Jc Jd Qc Ac 5s]
Seat 1: Bouge_Todd (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Pharm 55 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Lukieplaya showed [Tc Kh] and won ($804) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 5: Joe F folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: lokern (button) mucked [Js Th]

POKERSTARS GAME #11885514732: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/09/05 - 11:46:03 (ET)
Table 'Carina III' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: VICTORY68 ($481.80 in chips)
Seat 3: cuneo187 ($62 in chips)
Seat 4: Lukieplaya ($400 in chips)
Seat 5: Shermod ($414 in chips)
Seat 6: FastEddie267 ($400 in chips)
cuneo187: posts small blind $2
Lukieplaya: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [Ac Kd]
Shermod: folds
FastEddie267: raises $12 to $16
VICTORY68: folds
cuneo187: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $40 to $56
curtains joins the table at seat #1
FastEddie267: calls $40
*** FLOP *** [9c 8c 8h]
Lukieplaya: checks
FastEddie267: bets $84
Lukieplaya: raises $260 to $344 and is all-in
FastEddie267: calls $260 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [9c 8c 8h] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [9c 8c 8h 8s] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [Ac Kd] (a full house, Eights full of Kings)
FastEddie267: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $800 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $802 | Rake $2
Board [9c 8c 8h 8s Ks]
Seat 2: VICTORY68 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: cuneo187 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Lukieplaya (big blind) showed [Ac Kd] and won ($800) with a full house, Eights full of Kings
Seat 5: Shermod folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: FastEddie267 mucked [6s 6c]

POKERSTARS GAME #11885444238: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/09/05 - 11:40:15 (ET)
Table 'Walpurga II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: JDAGAIN ($1180.40 in chips)
Seat 3: Lukieplaya ($330 in chips)
Seat 4: merker777 ($987.10 in chips)
Seat 5: Javanut ($815 in chips)
Seat 6: catcher3333 ($396 in chips)
catcher3333: posts small blind $2
JDAGAIN: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [Qh Ad]
Lukieplaya: raises $10 to $14
merker777: folds
Javanut: folds
catcher3333: folds
JDAGAIN said, "kempi is ****ed"
JDAGAIN: raises $10 to $24
Lukieplaya: raises $306 to $330 and is all-in
JDAGAIN: calls $306
*** FLOP *** [Jh Kd 8d]
*** TURN *** [Jh Kd 8d] [7d]
*** RIVER *** [Jh Kd 8d 7d] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JDAGAIN: shows [5d Ac] (a flush, King high)
Lukieplaya: shows [Qh Ad] (a flush, Ace high)
Lukieplaya collected $660 from pot

POKERSTARS GAME #11886047835: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/09/05 - 12:29:19 (ET)
Table 'Cohnia' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Senor Rio ($444.30 in chips)
Seat 2: muddaa88 ($1006 in chips)
Seat 3: TalentedTom ($406 in chips)
Seat 4: lobojiji ($171.60 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($346 in chips)
Seat 6: LizzyDevine ($866.30 in chips)
LizzyDevine: posts small blind $2
Senor Rio: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [Js Qs]
muddaa88: folds
TalentedTom: folds
lobojiji: raises $4 to $8
Lukieplaya: raises $16 to $24
LizzyDevine: calls $22
Senor Rio: folds
lobojiji: folds
*** FLOP *** [2c Kc 9s]
LizzyDevine: checks
Lukieplaya: bets $44
LizzyDevine: calls $44
*** TURN *** [2c Kc 9s] [Td]
LizzyDevine: checks
Lukieplaya: bets $100
LizzyDevine: calls $100
*** RIVER *** [2c Kc 9s Td] [5d]
LizzyDevine: checks
Lukieplaya: bets $178 and is all-in
LizzyDevine: folds
Lukieplaya collected $345 from pot
Lukieplaya: doesn't show hand

POKERSTARS GAME #11885870796: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/09/05 - 12:15:03 (ET)
Table 'Xanthippe' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: marcgo ($354.70 in chips)
Seat 2: stanIey ($557.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Michel84 ($665.45 in chips)
Seat 4: Paulus_rus ($515.70 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($735.30 in chips)
Seat 6: catcher3333 ($432.35 in chips)
stanIey: posts small blind $2
Michel84: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [5s 6s]
Paulus_rus: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $10 to $14
catcher3333: folds
marcgo: calls $14
stanIey: folds
Michel84: calls $10
*** FLOP *** [Kd Jd 3s]
Michel84: checks
Lukieplaya: checks
marcgo: checks
*** TURN *** [Kd Jd 3s] [4c]
Michel84: bets $24
Lukieplaya: calls $24
marcgo: folds
*** RIVER *** [Kd Jd 3s 4c] [2d]
Michel84: checks
Lukieplaya: bets $72
Michel84: calls $72
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [5s 6s] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
Michel84: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $233 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $236 | Rake $3
Board [Kd Jd 3s 4c 2d]
Seat 1: marcgo (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: stanIey (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Michel84 (big blind) mucked [Jc Jh]

POKERSTARS GAME #11886094415: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2007/09/05 - 12:33:02 (ET)
Table 'Seinajoki II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Bouge_Todd ($1047.45 in chips)
Seat 2: AAASE76 ($346.60 in chips)
Seat 3: Lukieplaya ($419.70 in chips)
Seat 4: murph0511 ($400 in chips)
Seat 5: pennpal ($429.10 in chips)
Seat 6: 01 foot ($39 in chips)
murph0511: posts small blind $2
pennpal: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [Ks As]
01 foot: calls $4
Bouge_Todd: folds
AAASE76: raises $8 to $12
Lukieplaya: raises $28 to $40
murph0511: folds
pennpal: folds
01 foot: folds
AAASE76: calls $28
*** FLOP *** [9c 3d Th]
AAASE76: checks
Lukieplaya: checks
*** TURN *** [9c 3d Th] [Jc]
AAASE76: checks
Lukieplaya: bets $64
AAASE76: calls $64
*** RIVER *** [9c 3d Th Jc] [3h]
AAASE76: checks
Lukieplaya: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AAASE76: shows [Qh Ad] (a pair of Threes)
Lukieplaya: shows [Ks As] (a pair of Threes - Ace+King kicker)
Lukieplaya collected $215 from pot


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