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Brag: Had sex with Eva Longoria (pics inside)
So last night I was still feeling quite hungover from Friday. I decided to take 2 ambiens and have a shot of whiskey. I fell asleep for 12 hours not waking up once.
In my sleep I had a dream where I met Eva at a movie premiere and told her the movie was a piece of [censored]. She agreed...then she gave me a ride home and the car crashed and I pulled her out of the car which eventually exploded. Then she sexed me multiple times in appreciation. As far as I'm concerned I had sex with her and will begin to tell people that b/c it was so real-like. Gawdam ambiens ftw!!!!! And to the naysayers out there, [censored] you...can't bring me down of this high. I'm perculating BBV4L. |
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Re: Brag: Had sex with Eva Longoria (pics inside)
Was anyone else disappointed that there weren't any pics of op's poop?
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Re: Brag: Had sex with Eva Longoria (pics inside)
i was expecting much much worse.
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Congrats, you dream of having sex with this. |
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aww makeup
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I like this Eva more, but I think I am in the minority here.
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Re: Brag: Had sex with Eva Longoria (pics inside) *DELETED*
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Wow, her cans look amazing in that last picture. Don't even look the same wtf
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Re: Brag: Had sex with Eva Longoria (pics inside)
Anyone who picks Longoria over Mendes is a moran.
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Re: Brag: Had sex with Eva Longoria (pics inside)
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Anyone who picks Longoria over Mendes is a moran. [/ QUOTE ] |
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