How about just jokes thread??

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Texas Chili Cook-Off

If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas.

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I laughed here.

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A seven-year-old boy and his four-year-old brother were upstairs in
their bedroom. "You know what?" said the seven year old. "I think
it's about time we start swearing." The four year old nodded his head in approval.

When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say hell, and you say ass, okay?" The four year old agreed with enthusiasm. The mother walked into the kitchen and asked the seven year old what
he wanted for breakfast.

"Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some
Cheerios." WHACK! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the floor, got up and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

The mother looked at the four year old and asked with a stern
voice, "And what do you want for breakfast, young man?""I don't know," he blubbered, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios."