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08-31-2007, 02:12 PM
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Re: Have you ever contemplated suicide
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I would never want people to know that I committed suicide, so I have thought about how to arrange my death in a way that does not look like suicide. You know: suicide by "cop", suicide by car "accident", suicide by mountain climbing "mistake", suicide by snorkling "accident", suicide by "snake bite". [/ QUOTE ] I don't understand this. Why would you care, YOU'D BE DEAD! 
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08-31-2007, 02:33 PM
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Re: Have you ever contemplated suicide
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[ QUOTE ] I would never want people to know that I committed suicide, so I have thought about how to arrange my death in a way that does not look like suicide. You know: suicide by "cop", suicide by car "accident", suicide by mountain climbing "mistake", suicide by snorkling "accident", suicide by "snake bite". [/ QUOTE ] I don't understand this. Why would you care, YOU'D BE DEAD! [/ QUOTE ] I guess you don't have a will. I mean, why care about who gets your assets? YOU'D BE DEAD! and why care if your wife and kids hate you for it. Dead men can't feel the hate. Me, I might care about my reputation. I don't want to be remembered as someone who couldn't handle life and took the easy way out.
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08-31-2007, 02:36 PM
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Re: Have you ever contemplated suicide
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I would never want people to know that I committed suicide, so I have thought about how to arrange my death in a way that does not look like suicide. You know: suicide by "cop", suicide by car "accident", suicide by mountain climbing "mistake", suicide by snorkling "accident", suicide by "snake bite". [/ QUOTE ] I don't understand this. Why would you care, YOU'D BE DEAD! [/ QUOTE ] I guess you don't have a will. I mean, why care about who gets your assets? YOU'D BE DEAD! and why care if your wife and kids hate you for it. Dead men can't feel the hate. Me, I might care about my reputation. I don't want to be remembered as someone who couldn't handle life and took the easy way out. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah cause all those people who go out from "suicide by cop" are remembered fondly...
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08-31-2007, 02:39 PM
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Re: Have you ever contemplated suicide
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I would never want people to know that I committed suicide, so I have thought about how to arrange my death in a way that does not look like suicide. You know: suicide by "cop", suicide by car "accident", suicide by mountain climbing "mistake", suicide by snorkling "accident", suicide by "snake bite". [/ QUOTE ] I don't understand this. Why would you care, YOU'D BE DEAD! [/ QUOTE ] I guess you don't have a will. I mean, why care about who gets your assets? YOU'D BE DEAD! and why care if your wife and kids hate you for it. Dead men can't feel the hate. Me, I might care about my reputation. I don't want to be remembered as someone who couldn't handle life and took the easy way out. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah cause all those people who go out from "suicide by cop" are remembered fondly... [/ QUOTE ] They are remembered as martyrs, done in by the man. Free Mumia!!1!
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#25
08-31-2007, 02:41 PM
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Re: Have you ever contemplated suicide
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[ QUOTE ] I would never want people to know that I committed suicide, so I have thought about how to arrange my death in a way that does not look like suicide. You know: suicide by "cop", suicide by car "accident", suicide by mountain climbing "mistake", suicide by snorkling "accident", suicide by "snake bite". [/ QUOTE ] I don't understand this. Why would you care, YOU'D BE DEAD! [/ QUOTE ] Not only does it have a major impact upon how your family views you in death, it can have a profound affect on whether your life insurance company has to pay up. I gotta say though, suicide-by-cop is just ridiculous.
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#26
08-31-2007, 02:42 PM
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Re: Have you ever contemplated suicide
How many people have life insurance?
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08-31-2007, 02:44 PM
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Re: Have you ever contemplated suicide
Suicide by anyone who's not you is ridiculous. You know how scarring it must be for the unfortunate subway conductor who gets to see some [censored] splatter all over the front of his train?
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#28
08-31-2007, 02:44 PM
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How many people have life insurance? [/ QUOTE ] My life insurance actually pays off if I kill myself as long as it's at least two years after the policy begins!
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08-31-2007, 02:45 PM
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How many people have life insurance? [/ QUOTE ] Are you asking for a percentage? I'm not sure, but Wikipedia puts the total of life insurance policies in the US at $500 billion.
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