Republican Senator pleads guilty to lewd conduct in a men's room

[andyfox]

I never thought I'd be having this discussion, but . . . I think you can only spread your legs so far and your pants won't give any more. But I'll give it a try next time.

Anyway, let's give him that one. But what about standing in front of the stall and peaking in through the crack (pun intended)? Checking to see if the guy fell in? And what about swiping his hand under the stall divider several times? Maybe there was no toilet paper and he was cleaning it off? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

I realize this is a human being who might well be struggling with tough issues, but this sure does lend itself beautifully to comedy.