Myspace Bulletin????

CompleteDonk · #1 08-30-2007, 02:58 AM

Beat: Read a myspace bulletin
Brag: Found something of LMAO material
Variance: Am I supposed to find this funny? The myspace bulletin says no!! [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

So, one day... a girl was sick and her boyfriend had come over to fix her up and make her feel better... so he brought some soup, brownies, and a tape with some re-runs of the OC and Laguna Beach. He makes the soup and sets everything on a table next to her and pops in the tape. She eats the soup and watches the video.
Her boyfriend says that he's gotta go to meet a friend, so he leaves and she breaks out the brownies.
She finishes them right as video tape was over... right after Laguna Beach ends, it cuts to a scene with her boyfriend getting a blow job from her best friend and she spits his cum into the bowl of brownie mix. He looks at the camera and says, "You've just been dumped"

TL;DR: FU.

d0nkaments · #2 08-30-2007, 03:07 AM

welcome to 1892

Lurker. · #3 08-30-2007, 03:09 AM

1999 called....they want their story back.

CompleteDonk · #4 08-30-2007, 03:10 AM

Lurker, vn title.

is this old or something? never seen it b4, i havent read a myspace bulletin in like 1000 yrs.

[Phill] · #5 08-30-2007, 03:12 AM

Never read it before, definately funny. Id have laughed, but im dead inside.

Lurker. · #6 08-30-2007, 03:14 AM

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Lurker, vn title.

is this old or something? never seen it b4, i havent read a myspace bulletin in like 1000 yrs.

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the first two posts didn't give you the hint that it's old?

fredd-bird · #7 08-30-2007, 04:06 AM

2007 - 1999 =/= 1000
also
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