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Re: Post your favourite simile - here\'s mine to start!
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The Vogon Constructor Fleet hung in the Upper Stratosphere just like bricks don't. - Douglas Adams [/ QUOTE ] This is pretty funny! |
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Re: Post your favourite simile - here\'s mine to start!
Welcome to vanity central; two of my favorites are my own:
1. She looked like she just sh*t a bird. 2. I have often described the Filipino language as sounding like a suitcase full of pots and pans falling down the stairs. |
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Welcome to vanity central; two of my favorites are my own: 1. She looked like she just sh*t a bird. 2. I have often described the Filipino language as sounding like a suitcase full of pots and pans falling down the stairs. [/ QUOTE ] Leonard Cohen had a metaphor in one of his books about a woman dancing like a trashcan falling down an escalator.... |
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Animals and man have co-existed since long before we all evolved, but while cruelty still makes our hearts bleed like fresh operation scars in a hot bath, our daily language is full of abuse with expressions like 'frog stupid' [/ QUOTE ] Chris Morris |
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Re: Post your favourite simile - here\'s mine to start!
That boy's 'bout as sharp as a bowlin' ball That woman's got a mouth like a motor boat: always a-goin putter put put. That dog's as sharp as a sack full o' wet mice. |
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The Vogon Constructor Fleet hung in the Upper Stratosphere just like bricks don't. - Douglas Adams [/ QUOTE ] Immediately thought of this when I saw the thread edit: I think this is it, however: [ QUOTE ] The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't [/ QUOTE ] |
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That boy's 'bout as sharp as a bowlin' ball That woman's got a mouth like a motor boat: always a-goin putter put put. That dog's as sharp as a sack full o' wet mice. [/ QUOTE ] I sa-- I sa-- I saaaaay. |
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"Romeo and Juliet had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met."
Hi im ramzi, first post on 2p2. |
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Re: Post your favourite simile - here\'s mine to start!
"I'm like a wino with a twenty dollar bill
forever and eternally yours" - Vigilantes of Love rb |
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He's as mad as a cut snake. He's as fast as an Ethiopian with a McDonald's voucher. |
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