In the ghetto...

[jaffa]

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Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn science technology
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea
Where can you learn to fly
Play in sports and skin dive
Study oceanography
Sign of for the big band
Or sit in the grandstand
When your team and others meet


In the ghetto
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the ghetto
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the ghetto
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the ghetto, in the ghetto
Can't you see we need a hand
In the ghetto
Come on, protect the motherland
In the ghetto
Come on and join your fellow man
In the ghetto
Come on people, and make a stand
In the ghetto, in the ghetto, in the ghetto (in the ghetto)


They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit


If you like adventure
Don't you wait to enter
The recruiting office fast
Don't you hesitate
There is no need to wait
They're signing up new seamen fast
Maybe you are too young
To join up today
Bout don't you worry 'bout a thing
For I'm sure there will be
Always a good ghetto
Protecting the land and sea


In the ghetto
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the ghetto
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the ghetto
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the ghetto, in the ghetto
Can't you see we need a hand
In the ghetto
Come on, protect the motherland
In the ghetto
Come on and join your fellow man
In the ghetto
Come on people, and make a stand
In the ghetto, in the ghetto, in the ghetto (in the ghetto)


They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit


Who me?


They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit


But, but but I'm afraid of water.
Hey, hey look
Man, I get seasick even watchin' it on TV!


They want you, they want you in the ghetto


Oh my goodness.
What am I gonna do in a submarine?


They want you, they want you in the ghetto

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I laughed.