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Re: August Cheese(LC)
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If I were a girl I would take it in the pooper for sure. [/ QUOTE ] well, seeing as how you've given it a lot of thought, i would conclude gender probably isn't an issue in your case. |
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Re: August Cheese(LC)
The key to online poker is GAME SELECTION, apparently
PokerStars Game #11761908361: Hold'em Limit ($3/$6) - 2007/08/29 - 18:24:09 (ET) Table 'Erigone' 10-max Seat #10 is the button Seat 1: bollemus ($110 in chips) Seat 2: DEv1ce ($66 in chips) Seat 3: XaMaGan ($36 in chips) Seat 4: chandler007 ($344 in chips) Seat 6: SporkSamurai ($90 in chips) Seat 7: ECOTER ($68.50 in chips) Seat 8: Hero ($133 in chips) Seat 9: mikep15539 ($42 in chips) Seat 10: nineinchal ($243 in chips) bollemus: posts small blind $1 DEv1ce: posts big blind $3 ba dum dum: sits out *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Hero [Ah As] XaMaGan: calls $3 chandler007: folds SporkSamurai: folds ECOTER: calls $3 Hero: raises $3 to $6 mikep15539: calls $6 nineinchal: folds bollemus: calls $5 DEv1ce: folds XaMaGan: raises $3 to $9 ECOTER: calls $6 Hero: raises $3 to $12 Betting is capped mikep15539: calls $6 bollemus: calls $6 XaMaGan: calls $3 ECOTER: calls $3 *** FLOP *** [5d 8s Ac] bollemus: checks XaMaGan: bets $3 ECOTER: calls $3 Hero: raises $3 to $6 mikep15539: calls $6 bollemus: calls $6 XaMaGan: raises $3 to $9 ECOTER: calls $6 Hero: raises $3 to $12 Betting is capped mikep15539: calls $6 bollemus: calls $6 XaMaGan: calls $3 ECOTER: calls $3 *** TURN *** [5d 8s Ac] [4s] bollemus: checks XaMaGan: bets $6 ECOTER: folds Hero: raises $6 to $12 mikep15539: calls $12 bollemus: folds XaMaGan: calls $6 and is all-in *** RIVER *** [5d 8s Ac 4s] [3h] Hero: bets $6 nineinchal said, "tell your mother not to wear her lipstick, it leaves a ring around my ball s" mikep15539: folds *** SHOW DOWN *** Hero: shows [Ah As] (three of a kind, Aces) XaMaGan: mucks hand Hero collected $156 from pot *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $159 | Rake $3 Board [5d 8s Ac 4s 3h] Seat 1: bollemus (small blind) folded on the Turn Seat 2: DEv1ce (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 3: XaMaGan mucked [5h 8h] Seat 4: chandler007 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: SporkSamurai folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: ECOTER folded on the Turn Seat 8: Hero showed [Ah As] and won ($156) with three of a kind, Aces Seat 9: mikep15539 folded on the River Seat 10: nineinchal (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) |
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Re: August Cheese(LC)
lol. this [censored] never works.
i have T3s in the sb. it folds to me and i complete against a pretty tight guy(by 6max standards) who is 21/11/2. so anyway, i do the really rare open-complete(i usually raise any two in this situation), BB checks. Flop(2sb): A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]Q [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]Q [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] i bet, he raises, i 3bet, he caps, i call. Turn(5bb): 2 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] i grit my teeth and bet, he folds. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] of course a few hands later he called me down wand picked off my 7high missed OESD. so he got some of it back. |
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Re: August Cheese(LC)
I did something similar once. Flop had two aces, I had air. He bets, I raise, he now 3-bets, after which I instantly capped. He thought for a bit and folded. Feels good [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Good thing it wasn't you that I did that to [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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Re: August Cheese(LC)
Honestly, who wants to touch me. I'll only charge $50.
total weirdo I've never seen before sits in 10, young Korean. I raise AA, he calls from SB, J62r, He check calls, Turn's a 4 he b3b I fold face up. he FLIPS OUT, 44 nh. He's not like mad, just blown away... 20 min later, I raise KK, he 3bets from SB, I 4bet, he calls Tom10167: (he was too weird to not just play as straightforward as possible Q62r He check calls Turn he bet 3bets I fold He flips out and shows 88, turn was an 8, gg sir 20-40 Raise AQs after like 6 limpers Guy I've never seen calls from SB, I've played exactly 11 hands with him at this point Kc 8x 6x He bets out, everyone folds to me. "You have a set, huh." "WOW" Shows 88 LOLLLLL So obviously I got crushed all over the place. I even played 3-6 when the 10 broke and the 20 got tough and I just got coolered hardcore there for like $300.(50BB in a live 3-6 game is like 400BB in an online game fwiw) |
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Re: August Cheese(LC)
Oh yeah.
GOD IT FEELS SO GOOD TO SUCK OUT IN A HUGE [censored] POT LIKE UHHHHHHHHHHHH I JUST CAME ALL OVER EVERYTHING. 246 limpers and I limp QTo on the button, bad ABC tagnittard raises from SB, 7 of us to flop. K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] SB bets, three people call I CALL Turn J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] SB checks NOOOOOOOOOOOO Next guy bets, CALL, RAISE, I RAISE. SB's like sigh I fold(I don't know what she mucked but I swear to god if she checked AA there I will never forgive her EVER) and it's three of us for 3bets on the river. River's a Jack SHIP IT NO WAY YOU RAISED THE TURN WITH A MADE TWO PAIR, RIGHT? Check to me <3 BETTTTTTTTTTT OVERRRRRRCALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NICEEEEEEEEE HANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SIRRRRRRRRRRRRR [censored] dealer(Thomson at Borg) was like "duh of course he had that guys" He always says stuff like that, I want to punch him in the face so hard sometimes. Whatever, GG everyone, I WIN. |
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Re: August Cheese(LC)
Preface: 8/16 at the park. The bad beat jackpot at canterbury requires Aces full of tens to get beat by quads, both hole cards play, blah blah blah.
Some stuff happens preflop and i end up seeing a 4 way flop of A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] I'm holding the glorious red aces. Checked to me, I bet and get two callers. Turn: J [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Both villians check, i bet, villian 1 checkraises, V2 folds, I three town, he goes to four, but ends up being all in. I look at him and say, "i sure hope you have jacks," he smiles and says, "i do." I am gladdened that my current bankroll will shortly be increasing by $10,000. Entire table, including dealer are ready to jump up and cheer as villian rolls over JKo. We all look incredulously at him and he says, "i didn't say HOW MANY jacks i had," and darts for the ATM. At least i won the pot [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img] |
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Re: August Cheese(LC)
That would have been a ridiculous beat if the last jack would have rolled on the river.
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Re: August Cheese(LC)
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That would have been a ridiculous beat if the last jack would have rolled on the river. [/ QUOTE ] That reminds me of this... although, of course, the jacks would be much worse. Preflop: Hero is MP with 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls, SB calls, BB calls. Flop: (8 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font> SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button calls, SB calls, BB folds. Turn: (5.50 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, Button calls, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, Button calls, SB calls. River: (14.50 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls, Button folds. (yeah, stupid call, but I couldn't resist) Final Pot: 16.50 BB Results below: SB has Th 8h (four of a kind, eights). Hero has 4h 4s (full house, eights full of fours). Outcome: SB wins 16.50 BB. |
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Re: August Cheese(LC)
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That would have been a ridiculous beat if the last jack would have rolled on the river. [/ QUOTE ] Terrible indeed. Badger, that's horrible. |
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