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#31
08-28-2007, 07:46 PM
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Re: Brag: I has company
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So this girl I used to hookup with back in the day who moved away around a year ago was in town for the weekend. She wanted to come visit me on monday night and take me to dinner (my bday was over the weekend). So when this girl comes over she decides to sweep and mop my floors. She then does all my laundry and cleans my sheets and makes my bed. My room is now spotless. She then takes me to an awesome steak house (Abe&Louis) and pays the 200 dollar tab. I of course got a BJ when we got home too. That's how I roll. Beat: She is not that hot Variance: She is in love with me, I don't feel the same at all. Edit: Picture of us from last year.  [/ QUOTE ] She's got a HUGE head and he body is flaring out to fattydom (bottom of pic cutes off most of it). This $200 dinner bill...did she acocunt for at least $150 of it? 
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#32
08-28-2007, 07:50 PM
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Re: Brag: I has company
At least you have some bitch to suck your dick; it looks like I'm about to lose mine [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
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#33
08-28-2007, 07:52 PM
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Re: Brag: I has company
I wish I had a girl that would clean up after me and then give me a blow job. Since at this point in time I will not be able to get it for free, how much would a maid/prostitute cost? Is it even possible to hire a maid/prostitute? If it is possible would a maid/prostitute be able to do a good job in both areas?
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#35
08-28-2007, 10:25 PM
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Re: Brag: I has company
You guys are being pretty harsh, she's perfectly acceptable as a maid/cumdumpster.
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#38
08-29-2007, 02:00 AM
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Re: Brag: I has company
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[ QUOTE ] you look like a tomato [/ QUOTE ]lmaooooo, so ridic I find it hilarious Grats dude, huge brag. [/ QUOTE ] she is huggggggggggggggggge, but I'm not so sure its a brag
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#39
08-29-2007, 02:10 AM
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Re: Brag: I has company
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She's got a HUGE head and he body is flaring out to fattydom (bottom of pic cutes off most of it). This $200 dinner bill...did she acocunt for at least $150 of it? [/ QUOTE ] That was hilarious. This is still a brag though. Free steak, free BJ, nice face even if she is a bit of a heffer.
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#40
08-29-2007, 02:25 AM
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Re: Brag: I has company
Total brag. You are living the American Dream.
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