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#131
08-28-2007, 06:13 PM
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Re: what\'s your excuse for being single?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Because girls are the devil. The are flaky, insane, moody, scandalous, and weird. [/ QUOTE ] but they have an internal temperature of 98.6 degrees and secrete a fluid like substance from their vagina that allows for repeated thrusting of my penis. [/ QUOTE ] I thrust them, but I don't trust them. [/ QUOTE ] niiiiiice, I've never heard that before, did you come up with it? I'm soo going to use that. 
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#134
08-28-2007, 06:43 PM
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Re: what\'s your excuse for being single?
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [x] i am not white [/ QUOTE ] Weird, I always pictured you white. [/ QUOTE ] i am a ching chong mofo, so to speak (half jap) [/ QUOTE ] I have a half jap friend, (his nick name is actually "halfjap"), I don't think hed ever consider not being white a con, the whole halfie thing works well in his favor as it does for lots of halfies.
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#136
08-28-2007, 06:51 PM
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Re: what\'s your excuse for being single?
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God damn you half-Japaneeeeeese posters. You do it to me ev-e-ry time. [/ QUOTE ] I invited one to a Green Day concert once. They said they never heard of them. How cool is that?
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#137
08-28-2007, 06:52 PM
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Re: what\'s your excuse for being single?
I'm not single anymore, but I used to say I was single because of my dedication to poker.
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#138
08-28-2007, 06:57 PM
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Re: what\'s your excuse for being single?
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[ QUOTE ] God damn you half-Japaneeeeeese posters. You do it to me ev-e-ry time. [/ QUOTE ] I invited one to a Green Day concert once. They said they never heard of them. How cool is that? [/ QUOTE ] lol like this "why are you single thread" needs weezer btw, i'm single bc i want a girl who will laugh for no one else
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#139
08-28-2007, 07:09 PM
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Re: what\'s your excuse for being single?
Well, where do I begin:
~No legitimate past experience with girls. In high school I was a total spaz, and I've only very recently gotten the ability to sort of figure out when a girl is interested / any game at all. ~Social anxiety issues for pretty much entire life. This is something I'm currently working to fix but it may be a while. ~Fear of rejection, something I'm a little farther in fixing but is still prevalent enough to mention. ~Lack of immediate attraction. Sure, I can say a girl is "hot" by looking at her, but not "attractive". By the time I deicde whether I like a girl she's already found someone else. ~I'm not particularly outgoing and won't talk to someone I do't know without a real reason. ~My social circles are rather small and most of my good friends don't get out enough, so I don't have the opportunities with women that I'd like. I tend to be distant around people I don't know too well so I lose most connections I make quickly. Most importantly, though, I'm siting in front of my computer typing that list instead of, you know, going out and trying to change anything on that list.
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#140
08-28-2007, 07:24 PM
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Re: what\'s your excuse for being single?
i used to be skinny and good looking but couldnt get many girls. i had no game and i really sucked at picking up signals. would kinda take it for granted that girls were paying attentino or making eye contact.
pathetically im fat and bald now and now girls dont even look at me. least i developed disregard for money and morals so i have no problem attaining hookers.
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