Beat: Daughter moving out tomorrow

[Madman Madman]

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Being a smart girl she is not going into the Army. Instead she will be having lotsa teh buttsecks with youth movements and teachers in schools.


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Notice the fact that we are religious.
No hanky-panky until after marriage!

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lololol

since christianity and judaism are just about the same religion, i assume that young female jews are about equally horny as catholic high school girls.....

in other words, YOWZA!

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You'll just have to take my word on this one.
I know my kids.

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so does my DICK! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[kylmac85]

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Being a smart girl she is not going into the Army. Instead she will be having lotsa teh buttsecks with youth movements and teachers in schools.


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Notice the fact that we are religious.
No hanky-panky until after marriage!

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lololol

since christianity and judaism are just about the same religion, i assume that young female jews are about equally horny as catholic high school girls.....

in other words, YOWZA!

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You'll just have to take my word on this one.
I know my kids.

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so does my DICK! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

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pretty sure he said he only had one daughter....might wanna edit your post

[keikiwai]

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Being a smart girl she is not going into the Army. Instead she will be having lotsa teh buttsecks with youth movements and teachers in schools.


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Notice the fact that we are religious.
No hanky-panky until after marriage!

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lololol

since christianity and judaism are just about the same religion, i assume that young female jews are about equally horny as catholic high school girls.....

in other words, YOWZA!

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You'll just have to take my word on this one.
I know my kids.

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so does my DICK! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

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pretty sure he said he only had one daughter....might wanna edit your post

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why?

[Doyan]

i think im in love with this one...

[theblitz]

Ok.
A bit of background will help explain how I am so sure.

In Judaism a woman is considered impure after having a period until she does ritual bathing.
Having sex whilst impure is about the biggest no-no possible (for both the girl and the guy). Makes eating pig look like a good deed. Since single girls do not ritually bathe it is obvious that they do not have sex.

A more practical reason is that they are simply NEVER - and I mean NEVER - alone with a member of the opposite sex. If they have a bf/gf then they will never been in a room with the door closed. If they are the only people in the house they will leave the front door open.
It is the same for married people. If I pop over to the neighbours to borrow something then I will NEVER close the door if I am inside the house unless another member of the family is there.

Maybe I should start an "Ask anything from a religious Jew" thread.

[TheVelocity]

What the hell?

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Maybe I should start an " would you rail my daughter? " thread.

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OP - you knew what you were getting in to when made this post....you've handled it well

B+ on raising your children, you would have gotten an A+ but you've neglected your children and missed out on very important quality time to post on an internet forum

[daca]

You should let your daughters have sex. Its fun! Its not like Jews go to heaven/hell anyway right?

[Quanah Parker]

Assuming the circles OP runs with are the serious cockblockers he says, I can understand why the 22 yo son is already married.

[Full-Metall]

My brother got a lot of azn pussy in the army. How is this possible in Israel?
Follow-up question. Do you have sex through a sheet?