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Re: The Worst Hand I Ever Played
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Rofl at that video. Highlight was Gavin whatshisname winning a 3bb pot (open-limped button, sb calls, bb checks, flop checked around, Gavin takes it down vs some dudes 3rd pair with a turn bet) ZOMG BEST HAND EVAR!!!! [/ QUOTE ] Yeah I honestly was suprised that made the highlight reel. Like, wow you got middle and bottom pair to fold out. What a sick bluff! [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] |
#32
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Re: The Worst Hand I Ever Played
1/2 live NL, everyone has 300+. Nit raises to $15 (he def has JJ+ here), I call button with AK because I am not great at poker. Flop = AQ5, he check-calls $15 because he doesn't like me, but it's obvious that he would have raised if he were strong. Turn 3 he checks I check because I am bad. River K, he checks, I bet $20 cause I am dumb, he pretends to think then makes it $120. I say 'you have KK' and call cause I am terrible. He shows KK.
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10 20 blinds i openshove 2k with 75o, AA calls me, I lose [/ QUOTE ] no way this is your worst hand. my favorite is the "new buddy" hand from PP [ QUOTE ] Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (3 handed) internettexasholdem.com Hero ($2970) Button ($412.30) SB ($943.55) Preflop: Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. SB posts a blind of $10. <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB (poster) completes, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $46</font>, SB calls $46. Flop: ($132) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $99</font>, SB calls $99. Turn: ($330) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $199</font>, SB calls $199. River: ($728) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> SB checks, Hero calls $2606 (All-In), SB calls $579.55 (All-In). Final Pot: $3913.55 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> Hero has 4h 3h (one pair, sixes). SB has 2s 2d (two pair, sixes and twos). Outcome: Hero wins $2026.45. SB wins $1887.10. </font> [/ QUOTE ] |
#34
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Re: The Worst Hand I Ever Played
one time I open-mucked top set w/ initiative on the turn in a big pot due to timing out while 8 tabling and discussing the hands w/ a friend while playing them.
"I'm going to bet smaller here to set up an easy river sho- aww god damnit no [censored] way" |
#35
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1/2 live NL, everyone has 300+. Nit raises to $15 (he def has JJ+ here), I call button with AK because I am not great at poker. Flop = AQ5, he check-calls $15 because he doesn't like me, but it's obvious that he would have raised if he were strong. Turn 3 he checks I check because I am bad. River K, he checks, I bet $20 cause I am dumb, he pretends to think then makes it $120. I say 'you have KK' and call cause I am terrible. He shows KK. [/ QUOTE ] lol payoffwizard |
#36
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Re: The Worst Hand I Ever Played
whoops [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) MP1 ($55.40) MP2 ($42.90) MP3 ($19.50) CO ($65.90) Button ($48.50) SB ($59.70) Hero ($50) UTG ($121.65) UTG+1 ($60.70) Preflop: Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">7 folds</font>, SB completes, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2.5</font>, SB calls $1.50. Flop: ($4.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">SB bets $3.8</font>, Hero calls $3.80. Turn: ($12.10) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> SB checks, Hero checks. River: ($12.10) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">SB bets $11</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $44.2 (All-In)</font>, SB calls $33.20. Final Pot: $100.50 Results Below: SB has Kc Qh (full house, queens full of threes). Hero has Tc Th (full house, tens full of queens). Outcome: SB wins $100.50. |
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Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter) Hero (SB): $198.00 BB: $182.75 UTG: $200.00 CO: $174.35 BTN: $447.90 Preflop: Hero is dealt 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players) <font color="red">UTG raises to $8.00</font>, CO folds, BTN calls $8.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $34.00</font>, BB folds, UTG calls $26.00, BTN folds Flop: ($78) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets $44.00</font>, UTG calls $44.00 Turn: ($166) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $120.00</font>, UTG calls $120.00 River: ($406) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) Pot Size: $406.00 ($2 Rake) UTG had 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Eights) and WON (+$206.00) Hero had 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$198.00) [/ QUOTE ] just wow |
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This is why I suck at life.
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (7 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) Button ($67.30) SB ($103.45) BB ($100) Hero ($127.25) MP1 ($33.45) MP2 ($104.10) CO ($81) Preflop: Hero is UTG with 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. Hero calls $1, MP1 calls $1, MP2 calls $1, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $5</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero calls $4, MP1 folds, MP2 folds. Flop: ($13.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $4</font>, Hero calls $4. Turn: ($21.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $9</font>, Hero calls $9. River: ($39.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $25</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $49.3</font>, Hero calls $24.30. Final Pot: $138.10 Results in white below: Hero has 3h 3s (four of a kind, threes). Button has Td Ts (four of a kind, tens). Outcome: Button wins $138.10. |
#39
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Where do i get the racoon tail in morari! [/ QUOTE ] warp whistle to the white mushroom house in world 6-3, you have to collect 143 coins in 82 seconds to receive the special message from the princess |
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Re: The Worst Hand I Ever Played
Live donkament with ridiculously terrible structure, blinds 50/100, I have about 3200, donk to my left has about 3100
UTG+1 raises to 150, blinds 25/50, like 6 people call, I call out of the BB with A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Flop comes KJJ. Somehow it gets checked around. Turn Q, donk on my left bets 300, I raise to 1,000, donk to my left immediately shoves waaaaay out of turn. Weak-tight girl in MP calls all-in despite this. So in the face of a transparant full house (maybe two), I... call anyways. Donk on my left tables QJ, I smash my head on the table and leave despite having like 100 chips left, and almost intentionally crash my car into a building in disgust. |
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