** Official August Chat Thread: The White Swan ** - Page 282

wufwugy · #**2811** 08-26-2007, 04:24 PM

The games seem to be nothing but nits, tagfish, tags, and lag wannabes right now.

GrandMelon · #**2812** 08-26-2007, 04:28 PM

Thats how it always is lol. 2/4 is all about pwning nits and tagfish

GrandMelon · #**2813** 08-26-2007, 04:32 PM

Donks are always a bonus

PokerStars Pot-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|saw showdown

SB ($199.90)
BB ($400)
UTG ($107.90)
UTG+1 ($175.90)
MP1 ($169.30)
MP2 ($394.80)
MP3 ($378)
CO ($370)
Hero ($871)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
2 folds, MP1 raises to $8, 1 fold, MP3 calls $8, 1 fold, Hero raises to $38, 2 folds, MP1 calls $30, MP3 calls $30.

Flop: ($120) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
MP1 bets $117, MP3 folds, Hero raises to $234, MP1 calls $14.30 (All-In).

Turn: ($382.60) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($382.60) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $382.60

Results in white below:
MP1 has Jc Qs (one pair, sixes).
Hero has Ac Ad (two pair, aces and sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins $485.30.

Hklm8383 · #**2814** 08-26-2007, 04:39 PM

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BT2 · #**2815** 08-26-2007, 04:47 PM

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trip report to local charity game i played last night.....
Got there at 7. they had 2 tables of 1/2 nl and one table of 1/2 pLOHILO. I schooled the [censored] out of the room and moved from table to table following the deepstacks. I was a bit cocky, but hey i was drinking. Ended up making 764-whatever booze i bought. Funniest thing is that everyone thought i was the worst playar evar LOL. Left at about midnight to go party. went back to my buddyes house before he even did and crashed on his couch at 3am. yup college and [censored].

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but in reality you were almost certainly the best and most experienced player there

GrandMelon · #**2816** 08-26-2007, 04:51 PM

Nice work hklm

God I should be up like 2k today if this [censored] wouldnt happen every 10 minutes

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|saw showdown

UTG ($1309.40)
UTG+1 ($120.90)
MP1 ($394)
MP2 ($519.65)
CO ($143)
Button ($287)
SB ($465.40)
Hero ($404)

Preflop: Hero is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
3 folds, MP2 calls $4, 3 folds, Hero checks.

Flop: ($10) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $8, MP2 raises to $32, Hero calls $24.

Turn: ($74) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $20, Hero raises to $116, MP2 calls $96.

River: ($306) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $252 (All-In), MP2 calls $252.

Final Pot: $810

Results in white below:
Hero has Jc 3c (three of a kind, threes).
MP2 has 9c 9s (full house, nines full of threes).
Outcome: MP2 wins $810.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|saw showdown

MP1 ($423)
MP2 ($410)
MP3 ($831.35)
CO ($80)
Button ($298)
Hero ($443.90)
BB ($257.75)
UTG ($96)
UTG+1 ($172)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. CO posts a blind of $4.
UTG calls $4, UTG+1 calls $4, 3 folds, CO (poster) checks, 1 fold, Hero raises to $28, 1 fold, UTG calls $24, UTG+1 calls $24, CO folds.

Flop: ($92) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets $60, UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $60.

Turn: ($212) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $104, UTG+1 calls $84 (All-In).

River: ($380) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $380

Results in white below:
Hero has Qs Ah (two pair, queens and sixes).
UTG+1 has Ts Td (full house, tens full of sixes).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins $380. Hero wins $20.

D.L.M. · #**2817** 08-26-2007, 05:00 PM

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trip report to local charity game i played last night.....
Got there at 7. they had 2 tables of 1/2 nl and one table of 1/2 pLOHILO. I schooled the [censored] out of the room and moved from table to table following the deepstacks. I was a bit cocky, but hey i was drinking. Ended up making 764-whatever booze i bought. Funniest thing is that everyone thought i was the worst playar evar LOL. Left at about midnight to go party. went back to my buddyes house before he even did and crashed on his couch at 3am. yup college and [censored].

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but in reality you were almost certainly the best and most experienced player there

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Indeed, I was. this one hick started talking [censored] when i sat at the table for some reason. I then encouraged him to play me at 5/10 since he was soo confident in his poker abilitys.He became quiet.I I sorta got into it with a few people. I do have a very disrespectful presence but i cant do much about that it just how i look.BUt i didnt have to start laughing at people so much in the middle of hands. Normally i dont start splashing around [censored] talking, but last night there were so many over condidence small town idiots i couldnt help myself. They felt compelled to win their money back from the obvious donkey(Me) So many rebuys ensued.

wufwugy · #**2818** 08-26-2007, 05:04 PM

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Thats how it always is lol. 2/4 is all about pwning nits and tagfish

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Sorta.

I don't play a whole lot of tables so I'm able to spend a bit of time with selection. I can usually find nice conditions. Not yet today. Pretty much the worst day I've had in the ten days I've been here.

Also, never having the best hand makes it look worse, but you know how it is.

TheProdigy · #**2819** 08-26-2007, 05:24 PM

Like 20 hands in...his reverse implieds + stack size make this a very profitable call for him...

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $171.40
BB: $546.60
UTG: $125.85
UTG+1: $23.90
MP1: $191.45
MP2: $207.90
MP3: $107.40
Hero (CO): $200.00
BTN: $40.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (9 Players)
UTG calls $2.00, 3 folds, MP3 raises to $10.00, Hero raises to $30.00, 3 folds, UTG calls $28.00, MP3 calls $20.00

Flop: ($93) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
UTG checks, MP3 checks, Hero bets $98.00, UTG calls all-in for $95.85, MP3 folds
Uncalled bet of $2.15 returned to Hero

Turn: ($284.70) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($284.70) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $284.70 ($3 Rake)

UTG had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Jacks full of Nines) and WON (+$155.85)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$125.85)

pattay · #**2820** 08-26-2007, 05:38 PM

uggh my mouse broke and so i went and got a [censored] one from down the street for like 12 bucks until i get a better one and it sucks ass and is life-tilting me along with the purchase-the-$1500-FPP-supernova-reward doomswitch that has been activated. pfft i so didnt want those 4 buyins i lost today anyway