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Old 08-21-2007, 10:14 PM
bigballz bigballz is offline
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Default WHY THE [censored] DID I DECIDE TO PLAY [censored] DONKAMENTS TONIGHT

STARS 1K 250K GTD

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP3 (t1155)
CO (t3293)
Button (t2869)
Hero (t7881)
BB (t2775)
UTG (t3557)
UTG+1 (t3295)
MP1 (t3325)
MP2 (t2445)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to t300</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to t700</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t7881</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO calls t2993 (All-In), Button folds.

Flop: (t11974) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: (t11974) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t11974) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t7386

Results in white below: <font color="red">
Hero has Ad Ah (one pair, aces).
CO has 8h 8s (three of a kind, eights).
Outcome: CO wins t7386. Hero wins t4588. </font>

STARS 109 REBUY

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t150 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero (t5775)
SB (t12949)
BB (t9055)
UTG (t9316)
UTG+1 (t8235)
MP1 (t6950)
MP2 (t16130)
MP3 (t4575)
CO (t8250)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 raises to t400</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, CO calls t400, Hero calls t400, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>.

Flop: (t1425) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP1 bets t775</font>, CO folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t5375</font>, MP1 calls t4600.

Turn: (t12175) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: (t12175) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t12175

Results in white below: <font color="red">
MP1 has Kd Kc (three of a kind, kings).
Hero has 5d 5h (three of a kind, fives).
Outcome: MP1 wins t12175. </font>
STARS 100K GTD

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t100 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP2 (t1955)
MP3 (t3785)
CO (t4050)
Button (t3070)
SB (t4345)
BB (t4075)
UTG (t1610)
UTG+1 (t2585)
Hero (t1215)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises to t275</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1215</font>, <font color="#666666">6 folds</font>, UTG+1 calls t940.

Flop: (t2580) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: (t2580) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: (t2580) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t2580

Results in white below: <font color="red">
UTG+1 has 8s 8c (full house, eights full of twos).
Hero has Ad As (two pair, aces and twos).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins t2580. </font>

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Old 08-21-2007, 10:17 PM
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Default Re: WHY THE [censored] DID I DECIDE TO PLAY [censored] DONKAMENTS TONIGHT

completely standard
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Old 08-21-2007, 10:18 PM
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Default Re: WHY THE [censored] DID I DECIDE TO PLAY [censored] DONKAMENTS TONIGHT

Pocket 8s seem to be [censored] with you tonight
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Old 08-21-2007, 10:20 PM
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Pokerstars seems to be [censored] with you tonight

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FYP
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Old 08-21-2007, 10:22 PM
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Default Re: WHY THE [censored] DID I DECIDE TO PLAY [censored] DONKAMENTS TONI

so hows it feel to get bent over by snowmen?
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Old 08-21-2007, 10:29 PM
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Default Re: WHY THE [censored] DID I DECIDE TO PLAY [censored] DONKAMENTS TONI

OH I HAS A CHIPLEAD ON FTP MAYBE THEY WILL BE NICER

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HERO [As Th]
3 folds
HERO raises to 5,000
TURNEY DONK raises to 36,628, and is all in
4 FOLDS
HERO SNAP calls 31,628
TURNEY DONK shows [7c 8c]
HERO shows [As Th]
*** FLOP *** [3s Tc Ad]
*** TURN *** [3s Tc Ad] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [3s Tc Ad 9c] [Jd]
TURNEY DONK shows a straight, Jack high
HERO shows two pair, Aces and Tens
TURNEY DONK wins the pot (78,506) with a straight, Jack high

OH NEVERMIND
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Old 08-21-2007, 11:31 PM
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Default Re: WHY THE [censored] DID I DECIDE TO PLAY [censored] DONKAMENTS TONI

villain in last hand lil holdem?
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Old 08-22-2007, 12:14 AM
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Default Re: WHY THE [censored] DID I DECIDE TO PLAY [censored] DONKAMENTS TONI

haha you know you're losing that last one as soon as the turn hits
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Old 08-22-2007, 05:42 AM
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you mean you play donkaments and expect anything less than this?

COME ON
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Old 08-22-2007, 05:55 AM
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you mean you play donkaments and expect anything less than this?

COME ON

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QFT

Seriously, what do you expect?
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