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Old 08-21-2007, 01:51 PM
Nicholasp27 Nicholasp27 is offline
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Default Re: POG Poet Laureate - Top 4 - Due Tuesday 2pm

it never stopped going

deadline is 2pm
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:06 PM
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Default Re: POG Poet Laureate - Top 4 - Due Tuesday 2pm

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ill be voting all 0's when this gets going again

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Oodles and oodles of O's you know
You get 'em from my sister
You get 'em from my bro
All I is is man and once an embryo
Am I solid gold? I don't cast a glow
Yes I guess it's reflex
Some have no control
I'd rather let a laughter
And tally off I go
Canoeing in the river or out into the O
You just know we're not
So not play the role
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Old 08-21-2007, 02:13 PM
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Default Re: POG Poet Laureate - Top 4 - Due Tuesday 2pm

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[ QUOTE ]
ill be voting all 0's when this gets going again

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Oodles and oodles of O's you know
You get 'em from my sister
You get 'em from my bro
All I is is man and once an embryo
Am I solid gold? I don't cast a glow
Yes I guess it's reflex
Some have no control
I'd rather let a laughter
And tally off I go
Canoeing in the river or out into the O
You just know we're not
So not play the role

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Old 08-21-2007, 02:17 PM
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You can't give De La Soul a 0 Scott
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Old 08-21-2007, 03:41 PM
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Default Re: POG Poet Laureate - Top 4 - Due Tuesday 2pm

ack, totally forgot but just sent.

If it's too late and I'm booted, thanks for running nich
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Old 08-21-2007, 05:20 PM
Nicholasp27 Nicholasp27 is offline
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Default Re: POG Poet Laureate - Top 4 - Due Tuesday 2pm

i happened to step out the past few hours, so u got lucky


1:

Lacking slickness, but said with quickness: You’re number
one, Eskimo sickness.
Ice Queen, only seventeen, sitting in front of a frosty
screen.
Up there in the arctic circle, so cold it turns your fingers purple,
Huddled in an igloo you sit: Pog’s #1 teenage inuit.
While you idle up in Alaska, many poggers think ’I think
I’ll ask her.’
‘Eskimo, mid the ice and snow, come and play in tonight’s
turbo.’
‘Cast off the monk! That useless drunk. You know his posts
have always stunk.’
Listen as all of pog proposes, ‘come down south and lets rub
noses.’



2:

An ode to a Pogger is the test.
To choose someone whose soul I can reveal,
Or perhaps tis better to pick someone in jest,
But the choice depends more on how I feel.

Shrug
To lift ones shoulders to express aloofness.
Perhaps that explains
Why you don’t play Werewolf,
Oh most unique Pogger?

Shrug
To lift ones shoulders to express indifference.
Not so, admirer of Depp.
Is he your Jack Sparrow?
Or does Demarco fire your desire?

Shrug
To lift ones shoulders to express uncertainty.
When nekkid and chillin’ in the eye of our mind
Should we see Tons of Fun so bare?
Or a goddess like Krupa infinitely more fair?

Why choose a Pogger not so prolific?
Her posts are few and not revealing.
I can not know her or her true feeling.
But somehow I know she is terrific.

Why?
idk
“Shrug”



3:

Over all of POG
there are quite a few
whose lives seem quite worthy
But only one
under the sun
has the life that I envy

Watermelon Vodka
would be the drink for me
Oh, the flavor life would have
If I were HBE

Big fat stacks of Ramen
In my kitchen they would be
Never a dirty knife I'd have
If I were HBE

When I would go play poker
I'd count every last penny
Ever the baller life I'd lead
If I were HBE

A gimmick account for each weekday
and each holiday if you please
No other friends I'd ever need
If I were HBE

My life I truly would enjoy
If I were His Boy Elroy



4:

You pain in the ass
you petulant rube
too hotty is crass
and so is most smooth

Act like you don't care
what everyone thinks
I'm not buying a share
This fraud kind of stinks

At times you make us cringe
At times you make us smile
At times you love to whinge
And sometimes you're vile

At the end of the day
you say "I'm in biotches"
I guess your not "ghey"
since you like asian crotches

But deep down you know
you want to be friends
We know it's a show
When will it end?

Hopefully never I say
even though you're a dog
if you ever went away
so would a big part of POG
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Old 08-21-2007, 05:21 PM
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vote deadline: 9am Thursday Morning
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Old 08-21-2007, 05:50 PM
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Default Re: POG Poet Laureate - Top 4 - Due Tuesday 2pm

1
1
a billion
1
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Old 08-21-2007, 06:03 PM
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must be from -5 to +5...otherwise not accepted
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Old 08-21-2007, 07:01 PM
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Default Re: POG Poet Laureate - Top 4 - Due Tuesday 2pm

It's getting harder and harder to vote fairly. I'll likely vote tomorrow.

Other people, vote vote vote!
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