Lion vs 80 "D3 football players"

[El_Hombre_Grande]

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The football players win this easy.

Alot of them would be killed, but they'd win the fight overall.

If they just bum rushed it and all jumped on it they could gouge its eyes out.

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Yeah, that's what the midgets thought, too.

Score: 28 dead midgets, 14 severely injured, unable to continue fight, some with BROKEN BACKS.

Lions are tough.
I'd need to size up the Lion, and the players, before I place my bet. 42 is alot of midgets.

[yoyowhoawhoa3]

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The football players win this easy.

Alot of them would be killed, but they'd win the fight overall.

If they just bum rushed it and all jumped on it they could gouge its eyes out.

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But they wouldn't, there in lies the problem. Not everyone would charge the lion after the first few that did are missing limbs/heads.

[tarheeljks]

if we are assuming that they are willing to kill the lion at all costs then they would win easily

[bigt2k4]

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The football players win this easy.

Alot of them would be killed, but they'd win the fight overall.

If they just bum rushed it and all jumped on it they could gouge its eyes out.

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Yeah, that's what the midgets thought, too.

Score: 28 dead midgets, 14 severely injured, unable to continue fight, some with BROKEN BACKS.

Lions are tough.
I'd need to size up the Lion, and the players, before I place my bet. 42 is alot of midgets.

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once again, never actually happened.
Also, I think the football players would realize if they didn't charge the lion @ once more of them would die.

[DonkeyKongSr]

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christ have you people ever been to a zoo?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM

i mean seriously.......that water buffalo just got [censored] owned in like 12 seconds and it weighs....probably 6-700 pounds. it is also faster than any human.

Imagine a cat sitting on his hind legs and swatting at you.........well instead of hitting your hand and leaving little scratches, it tears your entire head off.

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This video is horrible at backing up your point.

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Yeah, that's an awesome video, but it's one baby water buffalo getting owned by a whole pride of lions before the buffalo herd re-owns the lions.

[nsdjoe]

What if they each got whiffle ball bats???

[wickywahwah]

80 is too big of a number for this question to be interesting.

What about lion vs Mike Tyson (in his prime) + Ray Lewis + Charles Oakley + Chuck Norris + Bruce Lee (in his prime)

[bigt2k4]

didn't mike tyson spar with declawed, muzzled tigers?

[El_Hombre_Grande]

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The football players win this easy.

Alot of them would be killed, but they'd win the fight overall.

If they just bum rushed it and all jumped on it they could gouge its eyes out.

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Yeah, that's what the midgets thought, too.

Score: 28 dead midgets, 14 severely injured, unable to continue fight, some with BROKEN BACKS.

Lions are tough.
I'd need to size up the Lion, and the players, before I place my bet. 42 is alot of midgets.

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once again, never actually happened.
Also, I think the football players would realize if they didn't charge the lion @ once more of them would die.

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What happened? Did the midgets chicken out?

OK. You go first. Do you see any problem with your plan? I'm not charging, and neither is anyone else with a brain.

He can't kill 80, but he'll mow threw so many it ain't going to be positive EV for me to charge. I just hope he gourges himself on a few of you, and possibly chokes on a bone.

And LOL at the guy that suggested grabbing his genitals. Again, you first.


If you HAVE to kill the Lion (like if he's not dead in 15 minutes everybody still alive gets shot I think the number is

12 DL/Linebackers OR 18 OLineman or 24 RB/WR/QBs or 112 K/P.

[TronSpecial]

lion wins vs 80 of them. they cant do [censored] to the lion. lol at piling on and then actually being able to hold it down and do damage lol. and lol at people saying it would only take 8 people to kill the lion. wow some of you are just retarded.