Lion vs 80 "D3 football players"

[Weir]

over 100 1.5 ton water buffalo killed 0 female lions.

a 1.5 ton buffalo charged a lion and gored her and flung the lion up in the air. The lion then ran off.

I have heard of a water buffalo walking up to a range rover and head butting it and knocking it over in one try without even running or being angry.

you can't "hold a lion down." he is going to rip your [censored] head off with his paws that are as big as your head.

[Conspire]

One random normal lion, against 80 random normal D3 football players, and they are trapped in an area the size of a football field. Because no other information is available I would have to say the football team gathers some spirit and kills the lion.

[Franchise 60]

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over 100 1.5 ton water buffalo killed 0 female lions.

a 1.5 ton buffalo charged a lion and gored her and flung the lion up in the air. The lion then ran off.

I have heard of a water buffalo walking up to a range rover and head butting it and knocking it over in one try without even running or being angry.

you can't "hold a lion down." he is going to rip your [censored] head off with his paws that are as big as your head.

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so 1 single lion killed 100 buffalo?not like over a month, but over a few days of continuous fighting? and all these buffalo were fighting the lion? indians killed buffalo all the time, and they didnt have guns or wear pants

[smoking blunt]

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over 100 1.5 ton water buffalo killed 0 female lions.

a 1.5 ton buffalo charged a lion and gored her and flung the lion up in the air. The lion then ran off.

I have heard of a water buffalo walking up to a range rover and head butting it and knocking it over in one try without even running or being angry.

you can't "hold a lion down." he is going to rip your [censored] head off with his paws that are as big as your head.

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[Franchise 60]

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over 100 1.5 ton water buffalo killed 0 female lions.

a 1.5 ton buffalo charged a lion and gored her and flung the lion up in the air. The lion then ran off.

I have heard of a water buffalo walking up to a range rover and head butting it and knocking it over in one try without even running or being angry.

you can't "hold a lion down." he is going to rip your [censored] head off with his paws that are as big as your head.

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hahaha i missed that...imagine what they would do to a land rover if they were angry! or if their gf dumped them

[Mr November]

no pads just themselves... i think the fear that the lion gives off will win this match

[Abones]

Lion vs 80 5 year olds... I would take the lion in this instance but D3 football is serious business.

[bdf]

Seriously, this really depends on one important question.....does the lion get a knife or a bat?

Oh, and are these 80 D3 football players BBV4L or OOT? I'd take 8 BBV4L'ers vs. a lion and a lion vs. 800 OOT'ers.

[Kevroc]

So 80 d3 football players is 80-240 football players, right?

The bigger question is where the heck did you find a three-sided die?

[bbones31]

So funny