Why I don't tell people I play poker.

[XxGeneralxX]

does anyone else get the "so are you really good at bluffing?" or "do you bluff alot?" question from people who have never played before?

[hasugopher]

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It's hopeless to talk w/ anyone about it, except people who play. I've tried and now I know better.

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[sh58]

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This thread, although fun as is, would have more potential if it turned into :

Stories of you telling some girl you play poker that ends up in sexycity.

Maybe this should be a new thread though, BBV4L.

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i was talking to a bunch of girls the other day in a club, and i was probly bragging bout how i was a pro and a professional pianist etc. unfortunately i don't remember who they were, what they looked like, how i got home.

i love talking about playing poker. i just say yeah i lost $2000 the last 3 days. its funnier sounding like a degenerate then explaining how many BB/100 you make.

[ShipItAllPlzFish]

Your a geek Steffan! [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

You grade 8 ya?

[pokerchap]

the best is " you know your gonna lose it all!"

its true too ldo

[Dan87]

My mom tells me to keep putting money in the bank and not touch it because I will lose it at poker. I tell her the more money I have the less chance it is I will go broke, she does not understand that concept.

[Dave Coulier]

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the best is " you know your gonna lose it all!"

its true too ldo

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The best is when you hear this from a friend who used to play alot of online poker. He's always asking me when Im gonna cash out my money..

How the [censored] am I gonna make money if I cash it out!?!?!

This coming from a guy who went busto at NL10 when trying to rebuild his roll. LOLzors. Obviously poker was too hard for him, so its also too hard for me.

[nanamar05]

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to mother, after she kept asking:

me: "i dunno, i think i won $450 today or something."

her: "but how much did you lose??"

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brilliant.

[pokerchap]

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to mother, after she kept asking:

me: "i dunno, i think i won $450 today or something."

her: "but how much did you lose??"

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brilliant.

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is this where but how much did u lose comes from?

[Quicksilvre]

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Most of the time I was tired because I was watching espn or masturbating

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You should just try this next time; I'll probably stop their questions.