Finish sentence: I am a good poker player because...

[Kevroc]

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Finish this sentence: I am a good poker player because I had 15 tackles for losses.

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[pahala]

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Finnish sentence: hellittää lellitellä sen kohtuullinen minun shortstack

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You know, you really can't use online translators and end up with Finnish sentences that don't sound like complete gibberish.

I am a good poker player because CHOO CHOO

[Dangeresque]

I am a good poker player because...

My opponents make such large mistakes pre-flop and often cannot explain their play post-flop. I can explain my play.

[PwnedDonk]

Finish sentence: I am a good poker player because...

CHOO CHOO

[Mrage]

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i'm a good poker player because i can feel the spirit of the cards and know what's coming on the flop

[/ QUOTE ]Lol I like this one.

I'm a good poker player because Byrn has a "go big or go home" philosophy. There are people who say Bryn is a bad player and criticize his play, but rest assured, he is also feared at any table.

Bryn is a PokerStars VIP "Supernova", and a native New Yorker, so it all rolls right off him...He's a rock. It's all part of the game to him. Bryn's passion is poker, and he has incredible heart for the game!

Bryn is an expert at totally mixing up his pre and post-flop play. It is extremely difficult even for people who play with Bryn on a regular basis to put him on a particular hand. Put Bryn on a hand? Think you know what he’ll do? Can you bluff him? Will he fold, call, raise, re-raise, all-in? Good luck to ya. Here a just a few plays Bryn has actually made...

* Raise 50K pre-flop on 88
* Raise all-in on 6-2 offsuit after a 300 pre-flop raise
* As chip leader in 1K game, raise 475 on K-7 offsuit, then call an all-in with it.
* As chip leader in 1K game , re-raise 2400 after 450 raise with pocket 8s on the bubble
* Raise all-in on A-K on the bubble
* In a 1K game on the bubble, raise all-in after 600 river bet by another player into a $975 pot, with a possible straight and flush on the board
* Win a $3,277,094 pot with 3-7 offsuit
* Put his entire stack on the line 6 times in a row on the bubble. Like Stu Ungar, Bryn is FEARLESS, and knows how to put the other guy to a decision for his chips, rather than facing that same decision himself...
* Play the absolute nuts to perfection to extract maximum $s from his opponent
* Raise 15,500 pre-flop and lay it down after a re-raise
* Shove all-in except for $1 and check all the way including the river and win the hand – the other guy never put him all-in for the other $1!!
* In a 5K heads-up match, call an all-in to win the game with two aces on the board, NOT holding an ace!

[Jamsym]

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Finish sentence: I am a good poker player because...

CHOO CHOO

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QFT

[Patrick Bateman]

I am a good poker player because i get drunk, raise every hand and sometimes get lucky. If i won't get lucky, i'll move up in limits. rock solid yo.

[ursine cotcher]

I am a good poker player because of my grande cojones and the fact that I make it rain on them ho's.

[rocketsfan4lyfe]

I am a good player because I think I am

[DumbHick]

I'm a good poker player because all it takes is confidence...