Help: Trousers unzip themselves

[iSTRONG]

I'm kinda lazy. Sewing a new zipper on is not an option.

FWIW, I got 2 pairs of the same jeans and they both have the same problem. So the zipper is not actually damaged.

I was more looking for something like "rub some soap on it" (from what i recall that achieves the opposite effect to what i want, but u get the gist).

[keikiwai]

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I was more looking for something like "rub some soap on it"

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1) find hawt shorty
2) pants unzip self
3) tell her to "rub some soap on it"
4) ??????
5) relax baby, i'm just taking a piss