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Re: BBV Anonymous Confessions (The Sequel)
You're doing it wrong...
[ QUOTE ] I have it under good authority that a frequenter of MS/HSNL had a threesome during the WSOP; two men and a woman. I am friends with the other man and know that homosexual fellatio on the part of the 2p2er was attempted. [/ QUOTE ] |
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i can't decided who is better with the titles, you or adanthar
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Hey baby, I'm an Iranian who can make you see God...
[ QUOTE ] My confession is that I hate a lot of types of people. I guess I don't mind normal black folk, but I hate the other type (u know what I mean). I also hate people from the middle east. I also hate fat people, I won't even associate myself with a fat female. I hate [censored (gays)], I'd probably kill someone if a guy tried to make a move on me, etc. I was the cool kid in high school/college and I made fun of all of the above people, so if you are one, sucks for you. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Uh, hating fat ppl is pretty standard considering they aren't real people.
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Omfg I lol'd like 500 times reading this. also AJ, I cried laughing when I read your post. SF AWESOME
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Hey baby, I'm an Iranian who can make you see God... [ QUOTE ] My confession is that I hate a lot of types of people. I guess I don't mind normal black folk, but I hate the other type (u know what I mean). I also hate people from the middle east. I also hate fat people, I won't even associate myself with a fat female. I hate [censored (gays)], I'd probably kill someone if a guy tried to make a move on me, etc. I was the cool kid in high school/college and I made fun of all of the above people, so if you are one, sucks for you. [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] sup bro? god i love these threads. |
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Even R.Kelly never tried to [censored] his kid cousin...(yet)
[ QUOTE ] I used to hook up with my (adopted) cousin whenever our families got together. I had just turned 16 when it started, and it lasted for almost a year. She was by far the hottest girl I've ever hooked up with, skinny, tan brunette with a really pretty face, juicy ass an absolutely huge rack. I would seriously suck on her [censored] for a half an hour at a time. It was mostly making out, tit-play and I player with her cooter once, and I think I put her hand on my johnson one time. She made insinuations about how she wanted me to come visit her at night (for sexaments ldo) but I never did. Only problem is, she was 12. She literally looked a couple years older than me, but she was [censored] twelve years old. So one day when her family was visiting her mom caught us while we were making out and she was straddling me, and [censored] hit the fan. My cousin was already a little nuts but she went absolutely batshit insane and had to see a therapist for some crazy [censored] up in the brain disorder. My parents obviously found out and sent me to a therapist cuz they figured I was some freak pedophile. Had to take a polygraph about my sexual history and fantasies and everything. So I thought, [censored] it, if they think I'm a crazy pedophile, I'll start looking at little girls porn. So I downloaded several files on [censored] and stuff of illegal pedo [censored]. And seriously, don't develeop a fetish like that, cuz it's hard to get into, but way way way harder to break. Anyway, I don't do stuff like that anymore, but that whole episode kind of [censored] up my relations with my extended family and made sex and beating off less fun. Good [censored] times. [/ QUOTE ] |
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So I thought, [censored] it, if they think I'm a crazy pedophile, I'll start looking at little girls porn. [/ QUOTE ] yeah man, that'll show them |
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You're doing it wrong... [ QUOTE ] I have it under good authority that a frequenter of MS/HSNL had a threesome during the WSOP; two men and a woman. I am friends with the other man and know that homosexual fellatio on the part of the 2p2er was attempted. [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] Grimstarr, Vanessa, and Brandi? |
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Even R.Kelly never tried to [censored] his kid cousin...(yet) [ QUOTE ] I used to hook up with my (adopted) cousin whenever our families got together. I had just turned 16 when it started, and it lasted for almost a year. She was by far the hottest girl I've ever hooked up with, skinny, tan brunette with a really pretty face, juicy ass an absolutely huge rack. I would seriously suck on her [censored] for a half an hour at a time. It was mostly making out, tit-play and I player with her cooter once, and I think I put her hand on my johnson one time. She made insinuations about how she wanted me to come visit her at night (for sexaments ldo) but I never did. Only problem is, she was 12. She literally looked a couple years older than me, but she was [censored] twelve years old. So one day when her family was visiting her mom caught us while we were making out and she was straddling me, and [censored] hit the fan. My cousin was already a little nuts but she went absolutely batshit insane and had to see a therapist for some crazy [censored] up in the brain disorder. My parents obviously found out and sent me to a therapist cuz they figured I was some freak pedophile. Had to take a polygraph about my sexual history and fantasies and everything. So I thought, [censored] it, if they think I'm a crazy pedophile, I'll start looking at little girls porn. So I downloaded several files on [censored] and stuff of illegal pedo [censored]. And seriously, don't develeop a fetish like that, cuz it's hard to get into, but way way way harder to break. Anyway, I don't do stuff like that anymore, but that whole episode kind of [censored] up my relations with my extended family and made sex and beating off less fun. Good [censored] times. [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] wow if this one is real it is by far the winnar |
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