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Re: Second day back home after waking up from ten day coma
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Figured I'd say hi and ask if there's been any substantial changes/developments in the poker world. [/ QUOTE ] No one answered this question, so I'll let's start it: 1) Poker has finally acquired the status of a sport and you can now have a poker fellowship to attend college 2) It is rumored that a poker player has had sex with a girl who was not a hooker 3) She did it on her own will, conscious and aloof 4) NL Hold'em has been abandonned. High Stakes razz now rule the poker world 5) You can pay at Meijers with chips. 6) Online poker finally has video and sound, but unfortunately features more dicks and balls than faces, which is pretty useless as far as tells are concerned, although very entertaining. 7) aba's balls are visually impressive and he uses them at his advantage since he started rebuilding his roll at $5K/$10K unlimited HU razz'holdem 8) Phil Ivey is now a woman |
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BBV Cliffnotes anyone? [/ QUOTE ] Brandi has an "assistant" Humberto Brenes is still an annoying douchebag V. Rousso still blabbing about game theory (and still sux at poker) aba had downswing, 2p2 had heart-attack what was the count? if it was 2-2 you should of known inside curveball was coming...glad you're back |
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I'm guessing that had to be be scary for family and friends. Welcome back.
As far as news, pretty much every highstakes player is busto, that is all. |
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this isn't as amusing a prank as the winning the lottery one, perhaps there is some potential though
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so this would fall under the beat heading, correct?
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4) NL Hold'em has been abandonned. High Stakes heads up no limit razz now rule the poker world [/ QUOTE ] |
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duh? [/ QUOTE ] A+ |
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insanity!
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so are you saying that you had dreams?
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Re: Second day back home after waking up from ten day coma
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[ QUOTE ] Figured I'd say hi and ask if there's been any substantial changes/developments in the poker world. [/ QUOTE ] No one answered this question, so I'll let's start it: 1) Poker has finally acquired the status of a sport and you can now have a poker fellowship to attend college 2) It is rumored that a poker player has had sex with a girl who was not a hooker 3) She did it on her own will, conscious and aloof 4) NL Hold'em has been abandonned. High Stakes razz now rule the poker world 5) You can pay at Meijers with chips. 6) Online poker finally has video and sound, but unfortunately features more dicks and balls than faces, which is pretty useless as far as tells are concerned, although very entertaining. 7) aba's balls are visually impressive and he uses them at his advantage since he started rebuilding his roll at $5K/$10K unlimited HU razz'holdem 8) Phil Ivey is now a woman [/ QUOTE ] I laughed. hard. |
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