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Old 08-16-2007, 11:30 PM
djakofhearts djakofhearts is offline
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Default workmate just sh*t himself

in the dunny hanging a leak at one of the urinals.. feel a bit of gas coming on so i let one rip.. dude from my work at the sinks opposite has a good chuckle and then remarks he has one coming..

as i turn around to wash up i see him straining and after a deliberation here a pansy little fart followed by "oh [censored]" and him clutching at his ass then running for the cubicle..

its been 25 minutes and he hasnt returned to his desk

i dont think ive laughed at someones misfortune so much ever before

brag: laughter made my day

beat: his desk is 10 feet from me
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Old 08-16-2007, 11:34 PM
LionelHutz00 LionelHutz00 is offline
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[x]relax baby, i'm just taking a [censored]
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Old 08-16-2007, 11:45 PM
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he just [censored] his pants. omg [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
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Old 08-16-2007, 11:56 PM
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he just [censored] his pants. omg [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

[/ QUOTE ]ahahhahahah
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Old 08-17-2007, 12:15 AM
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Default Re: workmate just sh*t himself

From the title I thought he shot himself and I was like WTF does he shoot himself at the urinal
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Old 08-17-2007, 12:18 AM
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From the title I thought he shot himself and I was like WTF does he shoot himself at the urinal

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This would be great, because he'd probably fall face first into his own piss.
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Old 08-17-2007, 12:27 AM
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in the dunny hanging a leak

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You Aussies talk funny.
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Old 08-17-2007, 12:29 AM
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in the dunny hanging a leak

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You Aussies talk funny.

[/ QUOTE ]Where I come from that means he was stealing a mirror.
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Old 08-17-2007, 12:40 AM
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in the dunny hanging a leak

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You Aussies talk funny.

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all backwards down here ;P

update: manager just asked me where travis was and his assistant said he had left for the day hohoho
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Old 08-17-2007, 12:47 AM
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From the title I thought he shot himself and I was like WTF does he shoot himself at the urinal

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I spent like a full minute pondering how twisted it was that your friend went from a poop comment to talking about how he was going to end it.
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