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Old 08-16-2007, 10:41 PM
AbZurrrd AbZurrrd is offline
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Figured I'd say hi and ask if there's been any substantial changes/developments in the poker world.

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No one answered this question, so I'll let's start it:

1) Poker has finally acquired the status of a sport and you can now have a poker fellowship to attend college
2) It is rumored that a poker player has had sex with a girl who was not a hooker
3) She did it on her own will, conscious and aloof
4) NL Hold'em has been abandonned. High Stakes razz now rule the poker world
5) You can pay at Meijers with chips.
6) Online poker finally has video and sound, but unfortunately features more dicks and balls than faces, which is pretty useless as far as tells are concerned, although very entertaining.
7) aba's balls are visually impressive and he uses them at his advantage since he started rebuilding his roll at $5K/$10K unlimited HU razz'holdem
8) Phil Ivey is now a woman
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Old 08-16-2007, 10:57 PM
The B The B is offline
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BBV Cliffnotes anyone?

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Brandi has an "assistant"

Humberto Brenes is still an annoying douchebag

V. Rousso still blabbing about game theory (and still sux at poker)

aba had downswing, 2p2 had heart-attack


what was the count? if it was 2-2 you should of known inside curveball was coming...glad you're back
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Old 08-16-2007, 11:06 PM
mrjetguy mrjetguy is offline
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I'm guessing that had to be be scary for family and friends. Welcome back.

As far as news, pretty much every highstakes player is busto, that is all.
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Old 08-16-2007, 11:13 PM
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Default Re: Second day back home after waking up from ten day coma

this isn't as amusing a prank as the winning the lottery one, perhaps there is some potential though
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Old 08-16-2007, 11:21 PM
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Default Re: Second day back home after waking up from ten day coma

so this would fall under the beat heading, correct?
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Old 08-16-2007, 11:21 PM
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4) NL Hold'em has been abandonned. High Stakes heads up no limit razz now rule the poker world

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Old 08-16-2007, 11:21 PM
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duh?

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A+
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Old 08-16-2007, 11:22 PM
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insanity!
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Old 08-16-2007, 11:49 PM
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so are you saying that you had dreams?
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Old 08-16-2007, 11:56 PM
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Figured I'd say hi and ask if there's been any substantial changes/developments in the poker world.

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No one answered this question, so I'll let's start it:

1) Poker has finally acquired the status of a sport and you can now have a poker fellowship to attend college
2) It is rumored that a poker player has had sex with a girl who was not a hooker
3) She did it on her own will, conscious and aloof
4) NL Hold'em has been abandonned. High Stakes razz now rule the poker world
5) You can pay at Meijers with chips.
6) Online poker finally has video and sound, but unfortunately features more dicks and balls than faces, which is pretty useless as far as tells are concerned, although very entertaining.
7) aba's balls are visually impressive and he uses them at his advantage since he started rebuilding his roll at $5K/$10K unlimited HU razz'holdem
8) Phil Ivey is now a woman

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I laughed. hard.
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