Office colleague is driving me crazy!

[garcia1000]

[ QUOTE ]

after looking at your list of gripes, it sounds like you might be a bit touchy...

newspapers make noise
who cares about the espresso mess, you don't have to clean it do you?
do you pay the power bill?
how do you know he is stapling and typing quickly to annoy you?
why do you care about personal phone calls?
ask him to change his bad photocopy habits

[/ QUOTE ]

WTF U AREE TEH TOUCHY ONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGHHHH

It is people like you who cause the downfall of civilization!!


btw this post has potential as a future Konrad comic

[DonkeyKongSr]

At first I was like "WTF, supernit" then I saw garcia1000 and I'm like "Best gimmick ever." Never stop posting, man. I smile everytime I read your posts.

[pokah5]

[john voight]

mildly entertaining.
Must have taken you a while to think up of the examples.

C+

[DonkeyKongSr]

Looking back, my favorite part of the post is the bolding of "on company time". Perfect use of formatting.

[exist]

garcia1000, if i was a woman would you have sex with my nephew? if you would you are a pedophile.

[neuroman]

[ QUOTE ]
<ul type="square">[*]When reading the newspaper, he will rustle it when turning pages
[/list]

[/ QUOTE ]
omg I hate this. How hard is it to quietly turn the page? [censored] should all be shot.

[The Hag]

[ ] Good use of the word gusto

[Dan.]

[x] Thread delivers despite my hoping for real office horror stories

[danzasmack]

[ QUOTE ][*]He types quickly on his keyboard, showing off his touch typing skills like the pompous gusto he is


[/ QUOTE ]

holy mackeral. i lol'd.