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Old 03-08-2006, 07:45 PM
Steven_Q_Erkel Steven_Q_Erkel is offline
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Default Re: went to see a \"massage therapist\" the other day (possibly NSFW)

a hooker and a coke addict...she could be the one.
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Old 03-08-2006, 08:38 PM
stickman stickman is offline
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Default Re: went to see a \"massage therapist\" the other day (possibly NSFW)

Thats the type of girl you bring home to Mom. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 03-08-2006, 08:43 PM
The_Bankroll The_Bankroll is offline
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hey, coke whores need love too.

but, FWIW, I sure as well wouldn't buy a used rental car.
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Old 03-08-2006, 10:22 PM
Baxter Baxter is offline
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I think she'll call you one day at work, you'll meet her outside with her real boyfriend in tow, he'll beat the piss out of you and steal your key card, somehow you'll get let back inside of your work without your id, you're new friend will be killed execution style in her apartment along with her real boyfriend, you will turn into a nut case at work, your subordinates will overthrow you, a man will reconfigure your key card with his information and picture, he will enter your work and plant a bomb that will kill all of the fat people at your work that can't run fast enough to get inside the safe rooms, and you will end up trying to save everyone and die. All in all, it's -EV.
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Old 03-09-2006, 12:14 AM
DarkForceRising DarkForceRising is offline
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Default Re: went to see a \"massage therapist\" the other day (possibly NSFW)

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I think she'll call you one day at work, you'll meet her outside with her real boyfriend in tow, he'll beat the piss out of you and steal your key card, somehow you'll get let back inside of your work without your id, you're new friend will be killed execution style in her apartment along with her real boyfriend, you will turn into a nut case at work, your subordinates will overthrow you, a man will reconfigure your key card with his information and picture, he will enter your work and plant a bomb that will kill all of the fat people at your work that can't run fast enough to get inside the safe rooms, and you will end up trying to save everyone and die. All in all, it's -EV.

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POTD
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Old 03-09-2006, 01:10 AM
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Default Re: went to see a \"massage therapist\" the other day (possibly NSFW)

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a hooker and a coke addict...she could be the one.

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Sounds like my ex-fiancé. I did love her at one time...

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