i was feeling lonely...(WITH POLE!)

[holdme]

so i masturbated on the road (i was in a car ldo)
i had to rush to finish cuz i was coming up to a stoplight too
i know, no bastard option

[LionelHutz00]

The drive from Los Angeles to Oakland is very long and boring. And Martin Luther King, Jr. demands attention.

[makavelithadon]

Ive done it on the freeway as well.

[Conspire]

I have never done this, I have received roadhead though. True story. I swear.

[holdme]

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] cruise control. it was a little nerve-wracking because there was another lane in the same direction so someone in the right car could get a special peak at holdme's--well--holdings.

[benza13]

I'm glad I drive an SUV so that only truckers can see into my car, and you just don't pass them during, LDO.

[filsteal]

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Ive done it on the freeway as well.

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Yep. But it sorta sucks because you can't let yourself relax and enjoy it 100%, for fear of having a wreck and dying. And Lord knows you don't want to die in a car crash with a handful of your own meat and potatoes.

[ghostface]

choking on the freeway isnt standard?

[TurdFerguson]

This is why Jesus invented cruise control.

[IlliniLou]