brag: craziest place you ever sexed it up

[AquaSwing]

Let's see... In chronological order. Most of the early times were in high school when nooking it up at home was difficult due to those meddling parents.

In the back of a Volvo wagon in a parking lot of a department store. Ended when the cop knocked the window with his flashlight. This was at night.

In the front seat of same Volvo in medical building parking lot during business day. No cop.

Dating two girls at same time- A and B. B knows about A, A does not know about B. Three of us at party at my house. Do B in same room as passed out A.

Balcony of Ritz Carlton in St. Louis on a Sunday morning.

Beach on Lake Michigan at night.

Girls bathroom stall of car museum in Stavelot, Belgium during regular hours. Several women came in during action and didn't seem to care.

That same girl did different guy while driving down that highway in the Florida Keys which I think is more impressive than anything I've done.

Top of Copper Mountain in summertime with future wife - no one else around.

Bathroom of Circo at the Bellagio during my wedding reception. New sister in law was the lookout.

Nothing too crazy after that, we're an old married couple.

[goofball]

A random boat down by the docks at the UW.

[NU Star]

On a sledding tube behind a sledding hill.

[ghostface]

My dads desk when he was out to lunch

[MuresanForMVP]

thanks for the bump

[DrewDevil]

Got an awesome BJ from a chick beside her apartment's swimming pool. She kept saying that she wasn't going to have sex with me and that I wasn't allowed in her apartment, etc., so we just kept making out and groping each other outside her apartment door. Finally she led me over to the sidewalk and dropped down to her knees. It was dark but anyone could have walked by and I'm pretty sure people were watching from their apartments. After she finished she stood up and we went into her apartment and [censored]. Crazy chick.

[ifckladyluck]

saturday night fever style: driving home in my friends maxima with him driving and another friends in the passenger seat while i take down a girl in the back.

in chelsea (nyc) on 22nd and 7th: was slaying this 16yo in the trunk of my benz suv when a cop who was passing by decided to inspect how close my car was to the fire hydrant. luckily he never saw us, but it was a good twenty minutes before my heart stopped pounding.

f cked my first girl while her brother was unconscious in the other bed.

came over my ex's place one night in expectation of some poon when her parents decided that it would be best to stay home. as expectation theory woudl have it, i needed to get some, so while her parents were having dinner, i took her behind the door (still open), dropped her panties, and railed her against the wall.

[manbearpig]

Bag room at a golf course I was working at.

Canoe.

Airport parking lot in the car.

Back of a moving truck with the door up.

[geoncic]

A few weeks ago in my parents pool when I was visiting; while they were in the living room.

In the front seat of my car in a thunderstorm. Pulled into a construction site.

When I was in highschool, visited my girlfriend at the time at her work (doing secretary work for her father). Went to third base on the couch in her dad's office when he was out to lunch. Kicker, he's an episcopal priest.

[RickAstleyFan]

In the butt, Bob.