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#51
07-03-2007, 05:47 PM
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Re: My waitress was cute. Uh oh.
ElD - you have the smoothness and confidence to pull this off.
The OP and other dating-novices like him will somehow do this wrong and will end up looking like a total weirdo. Baby-steps. 
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#52
07-03-2007, 06:02 PM
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Re: My waitress was cute. Uh oh.
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OP, I just recently picked up a waitress at lunch. Went like this: Me: "You must get awfully tired by the end of your shift" Her: (nodding) Me: "Do you ever get a chance to go on vacation?" Her: I wish! Me: "If you were to take a real vacation in your ideal spot, what would it be like?" Her: She described a vacation in Hawaii. I then talked about the awesome beaches and the great water, and she agreed. Me: "Let me ask you something else. You know that feeling you have when you get home after a hard day of work and all you can think about is stripping off your clothes and sliding into a hot bath or taking a shower? Which do you prefer? A Bath or a shower?" Her: "Bath" Me: "You know how sometimes, before you even get in, you imagine the heat just working its way through every part of your body and then you actually slide in, and that warmth just takes you and you surrender to it?" Her: Oh yes, totally. Me: "What's your name?" Her: "Kristi" Me: "Well, Kristi, it's really been fun talking to you. It's too bad that we won't get the chance to do it again without all these distractions and interruptions." Her: Oh wow, totally, that would be great. Me: "Maybe we could meet for coffee sometime. Like tomorrow?" Her: Sounds great. Actually, I get off at 4 today if you're free! <writes down number> Grabbed coffee that afternoon, got a BJ in the bathroom, then took her back to my place and banged. [/ QUOTE ] I'm sure I've read this before... perhaps in all the times this thread's been done before, usually about a cute girl in a coffee shop...
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#53
07-03-2007, 06:17 PM
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Re: My waitress was cute. Uh oh.
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ElD - you have the smoothness and confidence to pull this off. The OP and other dating-novices like him will somehow do this wrong and will end up looking like a total weirdo. Baby-steps. [/ QUOTE ] In the event that somebody does take ElD's line or something similar, the shower/bath bit is the pivot point. If she keeps playing you know you are in, if she backs off you are out. Easy. Like a turn check-raise in NL100.
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#54
07-03-2007, 06:26 PM
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Re: My waitress was cute. Uh oh.
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In the event that somebody does take ElD's line or something similar, the shower/bath bit is the pivot point. If she keeps playing you know you are in, if she backs off you are out. Easy. Like a turn check-raise in NL100. [/ QUOTE ] The Knight Vision Corollary to the Baluga Theorem
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#56
07-03-2007, 06:48 PM
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Re: My waitress was cute. Uh oh.
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[ QUOTE ] ElD - you have the smoothness and confidence to pull this off. The OP and other dating-novices like him will somehow do this wrong and will end up looking like a total weirdo. Baby-steps. [/ QUOTE ] In the event that somebody does take ElD's line or something similar, the shower/bath bit is the pivot point. If she keeps playing you know you are in, if she backs off you are out. Easy. Like a turn check-raise in NL100. [/ QUOTE ] jeez, after your comment Im now wondering if ELD's hysterical satire was meant to be a real post.
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#58
07-03-2007, 07:42 PM
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Re: My waitress was cute. Uh oh.
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Anyway, it's apparent here that the overwhelming consensus says asking them out while they are working is fair game, and I suppose I should have done that. [/ QUOTE ] Wait until you're almost done eating, though. Preferably when she brings you your bill. You don't want her to reject you at the beginning of your meal, and then have to sit there like a loser until you are finished your food.
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#59
07-03-2007, 07:48 PM
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Re: My waitress was cute. Uh oh.
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[ QUOTE ] Anyway, it's apparent here that the overwhelming consensus says asking them out while they are working is fair game, and I suppose I should have done that. [/ QUOTE ] Wait until you're almost done eating, though. Preferably when she brings you your bill. You don't want her to reject you at the beginning of your meal, and then have to sit there like a loser until you are finished your food. [/ QUOTE ] I like practical considerations such as these.
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#60
08-14-2007, 09:08 AM
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