this rap i wrote will teach you about marine biology and also about

[cabbagehead7]

....wow.

this is too easy to make fun of; I am going to pass.

edit: nothing personal against OP but more about how dumb we Americans have become.

[Lurker.]

when i was in grade six we had to make an anti smoking rap. i obv had the best one, heres what i remember from it:
hey guys, so you think you're cool?
smoking right outside the school,
well you're wasting your money and your wasting your time
and time is a wastin' your lifes on the line
so you wanna be a sports superstar,
but you ain't goin' no where with that cigar
you're huffin and puffin goin round the track
you cant keep up, you the back of the pack


all that being said, when i comes down to it, smoking is actually pretty cool.

[THE_GAME]

I'm working on a diss track as we speak...stay tuned

[Conspire]

GAME whats up homey, I been holding this ish down while u were away.

[DLizzle]

plants that can't photosynthesis? also you would have to say hen-e-sis?

[Conspire]

There is an underground rapper named Sage francis, that writes raps like the one OP posted.

[THE_GAME]

chillin my nig, glad to see another one of my soldiers ridin for this BBV4l movement, holla back

btw whos that fly ass bitch in your av (replace "bitch" with "beautiful woman" in case that's your girl)

[Conspire]

Same girl that was in my other avatar which had to be removed because an avatar of a girl pleasuring herself is not appropriate. Its all good though, cuz I like this one better. If u look closer she is wearing a retainer, which I like for some reason.

[garcia1000]

Here's my diss rap:

Your raps suck
Like a duck
Yeah
Yeah

[I_AM_EVIL]

I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.