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08-13-2007, 04:08 AM
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Re: Dealing with gays
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] "So you live there with your partner?" This is the very first time in my life I've been accused of being gay. [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] part·ner –noun 4. a husband or a wife; spouse. [/ QUOTE ] Hahahaha way to jump to conclusions, now you're definitely not getting any hippie poon [/ QUOTE ] 
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#32
08-13-2007, 04:11 AM
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let me explain attractive girl invites you over to join her and her secksy friends and your choice of activity issssssssss..................... [ QUOTE ] I was driving an attractive girl home tonight, after spending a couple of hours with her and some friends teaching her how to play poker. The first thing she asked me after we got in the car and I told her that I only lived a few blocks from her was: "So you live there with your partner?" [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] God bless you all for jumping all over my dick... because that's apparently what's expected of me. But I was seriously thrown so for a loop here I couldn't even figure out a good way to bag it. This is normally not a problem. It was so far left field that I decided to make it my first real BBV post, since it's obviously a huge beat. I hope to make it a brag. For what it's worth, she's one of my friend's girlfriends friends (man, that was fun to write). She wanted to teach her friend to play poker and I got dragged into the mix. This would not have been my choice of the way to spenmd the night. I'd apparently have rather spent the night sucking dick... or did I not make that clear?
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#33
08-13-2007, 04:15 AM
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Re: Dealing with gays
To SPB:
After that she seemed pretty cool. Like I said, I think I'm in like Flynn. I just couldn't even come up with anything cool to say after that. I'm as far from metrosexual as you could possibly be. The question was just so far out I gave her the knee-jerk reaction. I don't think playing it sly like I could've maybe have been gay would've been the way to go.
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#36
08-13-2007, 04:17 AM
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I don't think playing it sly like I could've maybe have been gay would've been the way to go. [/ QUOTE ] lol, why would you even consider that? "yeah, he's my partner, but i'll cheat on him with you" "would i cheat on you? no never...." "why'd you ask?"
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#37
08-13-2007, 04:18 AM
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I have 2 gay friends. One is probably the most "manliest" guy i know. [/ QUOTE ] What's his phone number?
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#38
08-13-2007, 04:19 AM
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Re: Dealing with gays
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[ QUOTE ] I don't think playing it sly like I could've maybe have been gay would've been the way to go. [/ QUOTE ] lol, why would you even consider that? "yeah, he's my partner, but i'll cheat on him with you" "would i cheat on you? no never...." "why'd you ask?" [/ QUOTE ] I already said I didn't consider that. Are you hitting on me?
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