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#22
08-13-2007, 03:53 AM
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Re: Dealing with gays
I was driving an attractive girl home tonight, after spending a couple of hours with her and some friends teaching her how to play poker.
The first thing she asked me after we got in the car and I told her that I only lived a few blocks from her was: "So you live there with your partner?" If you guys could see me, I'm about 5ft9 and weigh 210. I have mutton chops and play in a hardcore band. This is the very first time in my life I've been accused of being gay. I replied, "Holy [censored] [censored]! Seriously, you think a guy that looks the way I do could be gay?.... ... um, not that there's anything wrong with that, I mean." Further expaination: she's kind of a hippie but totally fuckable. Also, her asking me if I was gay might've been a plus... if anyone believes in the idea that chicks really want to [censored] gay guys (which I do). So, long story short (as if that's possible now), I'm going to try and bang this bitch two ways from Tuesday. If so, I'll post a trip report. If not... I guess I'll go and try to suck some dick. Who knows? Maybe she picked up on something. 
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#23
08-13-2007, 04:00 AM
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Re: Dealing with gays
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"So you live there with your partner?" This is the very first time in my life I've been accused of being gay. [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] part·ner –noun 4. a husband or a wife; spouse.
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#24
08-13-2007, 04:01 AM
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Re: Dealing with gays
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] "So you live there with your partner?" This is the very first time in my life I've been accused of being gay. [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] part·ner –noun 4. a husband or a wife; spouse. [/ QUOTE ] Hahahaha way to jump to conclusions, now you're definitely not getting any hippie poon
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#25
08-13-2007, 04:03 AM
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Re: Dealing with gays
Yeah, well. I live with a dude.
In seperate bedrooms, I might add. At least for now.
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#26
08-13-2007, 04:04 AM
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Re: Dealing with gays
let me explain
attractive girl invites you over to join her and her secksy friends and your choice of activity issssssssss..................... [ QUOTE ] I was driving an attractive girl home tonight, after spending a couple of hours with her and some friends teaching her how to play poker. The first thing she asked me after we got in the car and I told her that I only lived a few blocks from her was: "So you live there with your partner?" [/ QUOTE ]
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#27
08-13-2007, 04:04 AM
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Hahahaha way to jump to conclusions, now you're definitely not getting any hippie poon [/ QUOTE ] Its for the best, anyone that uses partner to describe a relationship that isn't between a dude and a dude or a dog or pony or relative is going to be a horrible frigid hairy nasty feminist unwashed disgusting pile of vegan poop.
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#28
08-13-2007, 04:05 AM
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Re: Dealing with gays
I like gay people.
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#29
08-13-2007, 04:06 AM
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Re: Dealing with gays
[ QUOTE ]
I was driving an attractive girl home tonight, after spending a couple of hours with her and some friends teaching her how to play poker. The first thing she asked me after we got in the car and I told her that I only lived a few blocks from her was: "So you live there with your partner?" If you guys could see me, I'm about 5ft9 and weigh 210. I have mutton chops and play in a hardcore band. This is the very first time in my life I've been accused of being gay. I replied, "Holy [censored] [censored]! Seriously, you think a guy that looks the way I do could be gay?.... ... um, not that there's anything wrong with that, I mean." Further expaination: she's kind of a hippie but totally fuckable. Also, her asking me if I was gay might've been a plus... if anyone believes in the idea that chicks really want to [censored] gay guys (which I do). So, long story short (as if that's possible now), I'm going to try and bang this bitch two ways from Tuesday. If so, I'll post a trip report. If not... I guess I'll go and try to suck some dick. Who knows? Maybe she picked up on something. [/ QUOTE ] LOL Translation Girl *subtle*: You attached? I'm interested. You : WHAT?! HOW CAN YOU THINK I'M A GAY!!!
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#30
08-13-2007, 04:07 AM
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Re: Dealing with gays
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] I was driving an attractive girl home tonight, after spending a couple of hours with her and some friends teaching her how to play poker. The first thing she asked me after we got in the car and I told her that I only lived a few blocks from her was: "So you live there with your partner?" If you guys could see me, I'm about 5ft9 and weigh 210. I have mutton chops and play in a hardcore band. This is the very first time in my life I've been accused of being gay. I replied, "Holy [censored] [censored]! Seriously, you think a guy that looks the way I do could be gay?.... ... um, not that there's anything wrong with that, I mean." Further expaination: she's kind of a hippie but totally fuckable. Also, her asking me if I was gay might've been a plus... if anyone believes in the idea that chicks really want to [censored] gay guys (which I do). So, long story short (as if that's possible now), I'm going to try and bang this bitch two ways from Tuesday. If so, I'll post a trip report. If not... I guess I'll go and try to suck some dick. Who knows? Maybe she picked up on something. [/ QUOTE ] LOL Translation Girl *subtle*: You attached? I'm interested. You : WHAT?! HOW CAN YOU THINK I'M A GAY!!! [/ QUOTE ] lolololol what did she say after this?
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