BRAG: I prevented gay buttsecks

bawcerelli · #1 08-13-2007, 01:00 AM

Cliff notes at bottom

There's a high school right behind my apt. complex. I was out jogging on the track, when two mid twenty year old gay guys snuck in through a fence. The track and football field are closed due to new astroturf being installed. These two gay [censored] were surprised when they saw me jog closer to them; it was dark as [censored] out there and i'm certain they didn't see me when they slid under the fence. They try to play off their surprise, they start touching the new astroturf and hopping around on it. Anyways they end up going to the 50 yard line, and after a minute, i look over and they're embracing each other. WTF? I couldn't tell if they were kissing, but i'm certain that if i wasn't there, they would have made out on that field. Those gay [censored]. They left shortly thereafter, hopped in a truck and drove away.

BRAG: saved the new field from gay buttsecks
BEAT: exercising at 9 p.m. cuz i'm kinda fat
VARIANCE: had planned on seeing bourne ultimatum instead of running

Cliff notes: two gay guys snuck onto a new football field and were gonna make out at the 50 yard line. My presence thwarted their would-be sin.

futuredoc85 · #2 08-13-2007, 01:01 AM

beat: you suck at life

Mr. Bill Clinton · #3 08-13-2007, 01:02 AM

[x] OP is a dbag

ebepse · #4 08-13-2007, 01:02 AM

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edfurlong · #5 08-13-2007, 01:03 AM

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tylerg · #6 08-13-2007, 01:08 AM

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Cliff notes at bottom

Cliff notes: two gay guys snuck onto a new football field and were gonna make out at the 50 yard line. My presence thwarted their would-be sin.

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React1oN · #7 08-13-2007, 01:10 AM

[x] tA used [x]

bmwguy525 · #8 08-13-2007, 01:10 AM

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ghostface · #9 08-13-2007, 01:13 AM

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T.J. Combo · #10 08-13-2007, 01:17 AM

Is this you?