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Old 08-10-2007, 01:51 PM
iDONKEDyoo iDONKEDyoo is offline
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Default LOL U DONKEY I HAVE TOP BOAT x 2!

SAME TABLE, FIVE MINUTES APART

OMG I'M SO GOOD!

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $5/$10 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $1,044.00
BB: $1,107.00
Hero (UTG): $1,111.25
MP: $869.50
CO: $1,010.00
BTN: $1,024.75

Preflop: Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $35.00</font>, MP calls $35.00, 2 folds, <font color="red">SB raises to $150.00</font>, BB folds, Hero calls $115.00, MP calls $115.00

Flop: ($460) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $180.00</font>, Hero calls $180.00, <font color="red">MP raises all-in to $719.50</font>, SB folds, Hero calls $539.50

Turn: ($2079) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($2079) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $2,079.00 ($3 Rake)

MP had 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Nines) and WON (+$1,206.50)
Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Tens full of Nines) and LOST (-$869.50)


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $5/$10 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $1,111.75
BB: $1,032.00
UTG: $1,040.50
Hero (CO): $1,030.00
BTN: $985.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $35.00</font>, BTN folds, SB calls $30.00, BB calls $25.00

Flop: ($105) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $80.00</font>, SB calls $80.00, BB folds

Turn: ($265) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $135.00</font>, Hero calls $135.00

River: ($535) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets all-in for $861.75</font>, Hero calls all-in for $780.00
Uncalled bet of $81.75 returned to SB

Pot Size: $2,095.00 ($3 Rake)

SB had 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Sixes) and WON (+$1,062.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Aces full of Sixes) and LOST (-$1,030.00)


i run GOOOOT =D

sigh. ISSCKM.

lol, i deserve love on this one.
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Old 08-10-2007, 01:56 PM
geoncic geoncic is offline
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Default Re: LOL U DONKEY I HAVE TOP BOAT x 2!

all the stacks are about the same. did the first guy hit and run?

that is sick.
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Old 08-10-2007, 02:02 PM
iDONKEDyoo iDONKEDyoo is offline
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Default Re: LOL U DONKEY I HAVE TOP BOAT x 2!

different guys. yes, yes he did of course. tilted me more
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Old 08-10-2007, 02:28 PM
rakemeplz rakemeplz is offline
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Default Re: LOL U DONKEY I HAVE TOP BOAT x 2!

you were slightly behind on the flop on the second hand.
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Old 08-10-2007, 02:45 PM
minnesotasam minnesotasam is offline
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Default Re: LOL U DONKEY I HAVE TOP BOAT x 2!

So so so so sick.
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Old 08-10-2007, 02:50 PM
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Default Re: LOL U DONKEY I HAVE TOP BOAT x 2!

Ouch. click-click-boom
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Old 08-10-2007, 03:31 PM
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Default Re: LOL U DONKEY I HAVE TOP BOAT x 2!

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Ouch. click-click-boom

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This might be the best terrible song reference I've ever heard. OP, that sucks ass.
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