Too many beats to count

[jasonfish11]

Beat 1: I have an ex-fiance.
Beat 2: I got her little sister a job at a place where my friend was the manager so my friend has to see her (my ex) a lot.
Beat 3: She kept the $2500 ring. I dont want to fight with her anymore so I dont bother to bring it up.

So my friends and I like our Bucs here in Tampa we go to Hooters to watch the games. I texted my friend and said "Same plan tonight" I get this back...

Huge Beat 4: "Yeah Heather (ex-fiance) is here and she said she wants to see you so she is going to come also."

My reply "Good thing they started serving hard liquor"

Beat 5: No sex involved I dont want her to think there is any [censored] chance of us happening again.

Beat 6: If I go home after work and smoke before the game I wont have any weed left for the Absolute Poker 150K gaurantee tomorrow.

Brag: The waitres's know both me and her so they will probably flirt with me (like usually, I must tip too good) to piss her of.

Beat 7: She will probably want to talk during the game. [censored] dont you know that even preseason football of a crapy team is more important than you.

Beat 8: Possible early night?

[bmwguy525]

What kind of idiot keeps the ring?




Also, I got a free $10 for this one sportsbetting site and I'm betting on preseason football and winning so far lol

[4_2_it]

I counted at least 12 beats and 1 brag depending on which Hooters location you are watching the game.

[jasonfish11]

A bitch that is what kind. 5' 93lb of bitch. Im only going in hopes that she gives it back.

Oh the original hooters. Clearwater.

[bmwguy525]

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A bitch that is what kind. 5' 93lb of bitch.

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sounds hot

[superadvisor]

Beat: Florida

[jasonfish11]

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Beat: Florida

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What I have never seen snow. This state [censored] rocks. I wouldnt be able to go to work if I ever had to shovel or scrape something to get there.

Beat: Property tax, disney, old people, northerners, school systems, boat getting 2.7mpg.

Brag no state income tax. AND NO SNOW

[Jetto]

meh.

[J.C. Gloves]

Some of that sounds like variance to me.

Why wouldn't you get the ring back if you were done w/ her?

Silliness deez days...

[Full-Metall]

you gonna get laid