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Old 08-10-2007, 12:31 PM
No Fizzle No Fizzle is offline
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Default Re: Brag: Stripper can\'t get enough of me

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Congrats. Sounds like you got a real catch there.

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Well, banging strippers w/o condoms, he'll catch something pretty soon for sure.
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Old 08-10-2007, 12:34 PM
shipithollabitch shipithollabitch is offline
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Default Re: Brag: Stripper can\'t get enough of me

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Contrary to popular belief, you can turn a ho into a housewife. Enjoy!

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I think your right. I would actually like to see a study of how many strippers cheat.. I bet the number is lower then the avg chic cuz from what i've seen so far.. avg chics are all cheaters.

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From what you've seen. But not all.
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Old 08-10-2007, 01:36 PM
sethypooh21 sethypooh21 is offline
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Default Re: Brag: Stripper can\'t get enough of me

Just cuz she dances go-go
It dont make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your dance shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna elope to mexico
Called up my mama, said Im in love with a stripper, yo
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Old 08-10-2007, 01:43 PM
ESnow ESnow is offline
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Default Re: Brag: Stripper can\'t get enough of me

The number of errors made in your adventure with this stripper leads to only one conclusion:

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Old 08-10-2007, 01:45 PM
oddjob oddjob is offline
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Default Re: Brag: Stripper can\'t get enough of me

don't let these guys discourage you. i know of at least 3 successful stripper relationships.
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Old 08-10-2007, 02:09 PM
Moorsie Moorsie is offline
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Default Re: Brag: Stripper can\'t get enough of me

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Two pionts, OP:

1) I spent years working as a bouncer in strip clubs.

2) You are a [censored] moran. DUCY?

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No Fizzle, any good trip reports of you banging any strippers?
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Old 08-10-2007, 02:13 PM
Suiteness Suiteness is offline
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Default Re: Brag: Stripper can\'t get enough of me

Banging strippers is easy as hell.

1) Show up at the club 15-20 minutes before closing time
2) Tell them you have blow at home
3)???
4)Profit

Most of these girls btw look like REALLY average outside of the club. I don't know if has something to do with the lights in there or whatever but it's not the same when you see them in broad daylight.
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Old 08-10-2007, 02:49 PM
NoPoHustler NoPoHustler is offline
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Default Re: Brag: Stripper can\'t get enough of me

Can we petition the mods to change the OP's title to "Captain Save-A-Hoe"
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Old 08-10-2007, 02:49 PM
SuperNooB SuperNooB is offline
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Default Re: Brag: Stripper can\'t get enough of me

Updates Please!
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Old 08-10-2007, 02:59 PM
geoncic geoncic is offline
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Default Re: Brag: Stripper can\'t get enough of me

"I guess i better ask her bout that pill even though it's gonna be kinda weird."


Are you f'n serious? If you have your magic stick up in a girls holiest of holies, then you shouldn't be afraid of asking a simple question.

Hell, before I even get serious with a girl I get all the important information

1. when was the last time you've been tested for STD's. Let's get tested together just to make sure everything is safe for the both of us.
2. What kind of birth control are you comfortable with.
3. I don't want no freakin kids.

BC is only 98% effective when using it optimally. if you don't take it on the hour every day it drops down to around 95-96%.

skeeting inside a stipper is ---EV
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