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#172
05-17-2006, 02:27 AM
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Re: favorite Seinfeld line
George: "Name one thing that places me in a position of advantage. There was a guy at the Yankees - no arms! He got more work done than I did, made more money... had a house, a wife, kids, drove a better car-"
Jerry: "He drove a car with no arms?" George: "Alright, I made up the part about the car, but the rest is true! And he HATED ME ANYWAY!" 
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#173
08-09-2007, 04:56 AM
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Re: favorite Seinfeld line
George enters acting nervous.
Jerry: What's with you? George: A... Jerry: Yes, A...? George: A man gave me... Jerry: Yes, a man gave you...? George: A man gave me... a massage. Jerry: So? George: So he... had his hands and, uh, he was... Jerry: He was what?! George: He was... touching and rubbing. Jerry: That's a massage. George: And then I took my pants off. Jerry: You took your pants off? George: For my hamstring. Jerry: Oh. George: He got about two inches from... there. Jerry: Really? George: I think it moved.
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#174
08-09-2007, 05:44 AM
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Re: favorite Seinfeld line
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When Kramer calls Jerry because he is lost downtown: Jerry: "What street are you on?" Kramer: "I'm on First and First. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!" [/ QUOTE ] lol this is great
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#175
08-09-2007, 06:41 AM
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Re: favorite Seinfeld line
somebody : How do you do?
Kramer : I do fine. or A festivus for the rest of us.
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#177
08-09-2007, 07:10 AM
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Re: favorite Seinfeld line
For me was the funniest scene when George asks Jerry to tell him what dirty stuff (the underwear your mother lays out for you?)the girl said to Jerry.
Jerry whispers it to George and he squirts ketchup straight up in the air.
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#180
08-09-2007, 10:01 AM
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Re: favorite Seinfeld line
"Before we go any further, I'd like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise."
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