I got a total douche bag kicked out of the Wynn last night

[TxRedMan]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaay tl;dr

Thread might deliver, I dont know, but it's poker room justice at The Wynn last night.





I'm playing omaha eight or better at The Wynn last night. I'd been there for a few hours and was enjoying three or four players who played any four cards and didn't have the ability to fold, apparently. At some point the douche bag comes and sits down, and almost immediately gets cross with a guy across the table over something totally stupid, and the douche bag wont shut up. He's clearly an irritated and tilty person.

At some point he's looking out the front of the poker room and apparently doesnt know he has a hand, and the action is on him. The dealer tells him he has a hand, the douche bag doesn't hear him, so I tell him it's on him b/c I'm closer to him than the dealer and damnit I hate slow poker games.

Dude snaps at me with a case of sandy vagina pms before realizing he has a hand and folds it.

A few orbits later I raise the turn on a board of

10-3-4-J when I have J-10-5-6, and a good player I've played with at limits ten times this size three bets me and two others. Somehow the river gets checked through, top set is good, and the douche bag berates me for raising the turn. I dont say anything in return. Dont really care.

Then he decides he wants to switch seats, and comes and sits next to me, and we're eight handed. His knee is literally touching my knee, and I ask him if he would scoot over a bit, because he had three feet of empty space on his right. He says "i'll scoot over if the floor tells me to". At which point I kind of laugh, scoot up to the table, and in doing so demonstrate that we're sitting in eachothers laps. He's some sort of faggy brit or whatever, and exclaims "do not kick me!". I'm really astonished he wont scoot the [censored] over, so I call the floor. The floor comes over and I say in basic terms would you please ask this guy to scoot over, and Chad (the floor) looked at this idiot like 'you've got to be kidding me, I have to mediate this [censored]?'. He tells him to scoot over, douche bag wants to be a douche bag some more, so Chad tells the dealer to deal around him, and then the douce bag starts in on Chad, telling him he needs to 'adjust his attitude', and trying in vein to defend his reasoning for not scooting over six [censored] inches. The dude got so tilty and [censored] with Chad he's not going to be playing at The Wynn for a looooooong time.


So, douchebag, if you're reading this, I scooped you last night and got you kicked out of the poker room for being a total jackass. Thanks for teh monies donk, next time just scoot your chair over a couple of inches and keep acting like you know how to play eight or better, I'd rather you and your money have stayed at the table, but that scene you caused with management was entertainment enough.

[Raised2Win]

Amen.

[Rjack]

Sorry.

[ViZioN]

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Thanks for teh monies donk

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[svelte]

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PLEASE DONT KILL ME TXREDMAN IM SO SORRY

[ImsaKidd]

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He would rape you then kill you.

Or maybe he would rape you then take pictures of you in the mirror.

[snowbank]

you kicked yourself out?

[Cardsofwood]

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you kicked yourself out?

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no, he got in an arguement with the floor and got them to kick him out.

this is one of those role reversal posts where he posts as villain.